Recent content by Jaker the Baker

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    Browncoats Drive New Firefly Lego Set Toward Production - UPDATED

    "It's too mature" says the company that produced a Halo Lego set.
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    Game Devs Vote Baldur's Gate Best Game of All Time

    It's a list of their favorite games. As in, the games these developers had the most fun playing. NOT the best game of all time. Give it a rest people.
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    Want Beyond Good and Evil 2? Buy Rayman Origins

    Next gen consoles? Really? They've been out for 6 years and we're still calling them that?
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    Trailers: Battlefield 3 - "99 Problems" Trailer

    Better (yet still) awful song for the situation: I GO HARD IN THE MOFUCKIN PAINT, NIGGA
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    Both Sides Of The Force Are Bad When Used By Gang Members

    The editing and choreography were kinda bad, and, REALLY, ESCAPIST? THIS IS PASSING FOR NEWS NOW?
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    PopCap's Latest Was Designed By A 10-Year-Old

    Wait, so they made it in a week?
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    The Terrifying Tale of Amnesia

    So, long story short, Steam saved the day? Oh Steam, it's a love/hate relationship with you :P
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    Mario Dies on the Cover of Super Mario Bros

    It's always a slow day when the editors start browsing reddit for news :P
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    Duke Nukem Forever Review

    *sigh* Another example of why I dislike Russ' reviews.
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    Games of E3

    It IS one for us Publisher's Clubbers ^_^ Sorry mate
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    Extra Punctuation: Not All Sequels Suck

    Isn't that technically how the professional game designer's job works? "Here's my ideas, written out in excruciating detail, now game design team, I COMMAND YOU TO BRING THEM TO LIFE!" The designer doesn't actually HAVE to know much programming :P
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    Extra Punctuation: Building Sequels Badly

    Was that an Animal Farm reference?
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    Assassin's Creed Blade Replica Perfect for Cosplay, Actual Murder

    Well yeah, but I'd at least expect some sort of MENTION of the previous model. Also, that was a fairly poor analogy. That analogy would be appropriate if I criticized EVERY REVIEW ON THIS SITE that was made after the one about my favorite game :P Not that it made my comment any less...off...
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    Assassin's Creed Blade Replica Perfect for Cosplay, Actual Murder

    You know, this seems very familiar...oh yeah, it's because we've seen this before in the SAME FUCKING MAGAZINE: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/104394-Dont-Get-Arrested-With-This-Awesome-Assassins-Creed-Blade
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    304: Evolution, Not Deviation

    I'm liking the Facebook social thing. It reorganizes all of the comments into "pointless" and "thoughtful" categories. Anyways, I feel like, while the idea here of taking more risks with sequels is a terrific idea, more effort should also be put into just making new franchises. I mean...