Recent content by JanatUrlich

Martyrs. Just watch it seriously. I am not affected by horror films in the slightest but this deeply unsettled me.

I just don't even know where to begin. A common saying at my university house is "If you haven't shat yourself in the last month, you haven't been drinking enough." Take from that what you will.

Usually at about 2 or 3 in the morning. Then I go to bed. I hate going to bed dirty.

I'm vain because I wear make up. I have low self esteem because I sleep around. I'm stupid because I have a Mancunian accent. Just general bullshit like that.

Maybe if we stop focusing so much on the killer. To be famous is exactly what these bastards want. Also, take guns away from the Americans. You don't need a fucking gun, shut up.

I just don't care any more. Weird things turn me on and I'm fine with that. For example, girls with armpit hair? Fuck. Yes.

It's shit and you can read better porn on the internet for free.

I don't give a shit about the Olympics but I get paid £9 an hour to work security for them so it's all good! And before you ask, no I don't work for G4S.

I read an amazing book recently called 'How To Be a Woman' by Caitlin Moran. In this book, Moran discusses the fact that men tend to be a lot more homophobic than women. I can't speak for all countries but this is definitely the case in England. She goes on to talk about whether or not this is...

This is fucking ridiculous. The boys who did it to her should definitely be named and shamed. Who even offered them anonymity in the first place? If you can't deal with being named for what you've done don't fucking do it. I understand that she violated a court order, but what I don't...

If the government tried to tell me what I can and can't do with my own fucking womb I would leave the country. CAPTCA: be nice. NO.

Stupid face Unaware of the camera face

The ability to do what I want and somehow still have friends. Also ginger curly hair and stupidly pale skin.

I'm very happy. A little bit bored. I can't wait for the summer to be over, but other than that I'm good!

Well my guilty pleasures are Geordie Shore and Jersey Shore, so I watched it on Tuesday I think. Judge me as harshly as you want!