Recent content by Jay Cee

1) Eat a Pick & Mix sweet from the counter at Tescos. 2) Unjustifiably falcon punch anyone I see. 3) Eat another Pick & Mix sweet from the counter at Tescos.

I would stand proud and shout to the heavens "I JUST WON THE GAME!"

I think this purely boils down to subjective opinion, which kind of voids the validity of saying that 'all kids' can be categorized. I hate most children with the sizzling passion of a thousand burning suns, but occasionally you'll see an internet video that gives you faith in humanity, like...

I suppose it's arguably viable to include nit-pickish criticisms in a review for a game so stellar it surpasses the norm, but for a game like Army of Two 40th Day? There aren't enough adjectives in the English language to appropriately define the issues facing that game, with the infamously...

I'm generally not a fan of gaming conventions, generally because I'm just not quite compatible with most of the community. But I categorize PAX with SGC in the series of less conglomerate conventions. My soul felt depressive after seeing the Konami press conference of E3. "Wan-mirriam twoops"

I'm personally quite sick of the separation of between the games industry and any other entertainment medium. Nudity doesn't necessarily carry connotations leading to 'wrongness' or 'corruption', it's just a medium that is still in its relevant infancy. And you never want to flash a child...

I enjoy Moviebob's reviews mostly because he's not afraid to voice a subjective opinion without thought of mainstream consequence. People would say similar things about Yahtzee, but he is undeniably critical as a trait, rather than an opinion. I completely agree here. Removing the...

OH PUNNY! Wait... No it's not. 'Hovis' doesn't have enough syllables.

I only flick into Nerd-Mode when in context, like when I find myself having an undeniable urge to buy some geeky memorabilia. But you know, I don't. Since I'm aggressively poor...

I think the cognitive logic behind it is that it's less about the actual aesthetics, but more about the connotations of it. IE. It suggests they're sexual. Or maybe that they have Herpes.

A remake of a horror cult classic, and it's not terrible? Wait how can this be it... Oh, it's NOT produced by Platinum Dunes? So I think we've established that without the design-by-commity aspect of Micheal Bay's pretensions to being auteur director, horror remakes can actually be...

I'd need something expansive. Something with depth, which at the same time my effort didn't seem futile. And it needs to have an essence of linearity in the narrative, but at the same time be set in a Sandbox. Lack of originality in 3... 2... 1... Red Dead Redemption. This is partly due...

I think it was so ingenious that they matched the narrative in tandem with the demographic. It also means I have a contrived reason to watch the movie without feeling out of place! Yay!

Currently, I'm watching FRIENDS. It's repeated mercilessly over here in the U.K, honestly, it's an in joke between channels about how often it's on. I'd say it's about 5 episodes shown on E4 every day. I'm fairly sure that this is the 9th rotation of the show, or something preposterous.

The franchise was murdered at Shrek 2. This is necrophilia.