Recent content by jazmonkey

Obviously there are not a lot of golfers on the Escapist. Most people who have golfed have seen at least on guy (usually around the age of 50 from my experience) throw a club into a lake or wrap a putter around a tree after hitting their 4th shot in a row into said lake or missing a 2 foot...

Dr. McNinja. Or Dan McNinja. Either one.

If it is anything like real boxing (I don't have the game yet, so I wouldn't know), then each weightclass will have upwards of 8 or so championship belts. If that is the case, then my guess is you just have to get one. But if you have to be the undisputed champ (unify all the belts on one...

"You think your so smart bird, you just met your equal." -Fry "Now you'll see why they call me...the Velure Fog." -Zap

Is it just me, or when other people watch this do they think of Jade Empire for the 'karma' system done right? Considering how the two sides arn't good and evil but 'way of the open hand' and 'way of the closed fist', it seems to me that at least one game didn't do what Yahtzee was complaining...

garnished with parsely...ya know, for presentation...

X-wing, TIE fighter and X-wing vs. TIE fighter. Kinda miss those games... And Escape Velocity Nova. Kinda pricy for what it is, but they did finally release it for Windows machines.

Richard Crash....no, unfortunately I am not kidding.

I would tell him that I STILL play Tolkien-based MUDs.

Soft Cell. Tainted Love. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cCI_XDQWb0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9Ajia-ELyU&feature=related It's the way he delivers the final line. Reminds me of my parents.

I like anything heavy, and it had a pirate theme, so pure win! But I am sure mine is just plain obnoxious for a lot of people. But if you have ever been to a show, the energy is infectious. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-7tryyJ0Ro

Anything with 'movie' in the title is going to be the worst movie ever made. As for the best, I would have to agree with Worgen and go with Dr. Strangelove. Ever see a commie drink a glass of water? Vodka, that's what they drink.