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    The enemies you dreaded most

    these little F**kers will forever be the bane of my existance diablo 2 --> flayers/ratman/fetish/soul killers
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    Games that you can't believe nobody has made yet

    it's called urban dead, sweet game but requires much devotion of time I can't believe that nobody has made a "dark" or heavy metal themed knockoff of the pokemon games...
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    THE Game That Defined Your Childhood

    mechwarrior 2, clan jade falcon FTW!
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    Embarrassing sex-related stories

    probably the funniest story I have is the ambiguity of my own virginity-losing/sexual-origin story. there are three of them and i'm not sure which one counts as my first... during highschool I lied to everyone about having lost my virginity in middle school(junior high) to avoid ridicule for...
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    Poll: will machines ever be more intelligent than people?

    learning algorithms already exist already, the real issues creating a smart machine lie in data storage, and using an algorithm to simulate conciousness. Until computer scientists can figure out a theoretical construct for a non-turing-machine, the only kind of artificial intelligence possible...
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    Describe a scene in one sentence out of context

    you break a friend out of jail using acid, a smoke bomb, a sandwich and your trusty talking crow.
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    Childhood crush?

    that's the spirit bro! go forth with our blessings and turn that girl into your woman! (and yourself into her man) OP: i had a crush on a cute girl named Araya in my grade 7 class, she was short and sweet. (literally, she was half my height and the nicest person ever) her and I were good...
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    Earth is invaded, then we win.

    force the cooperation of the hostage aliens to reverse engineer us a nice floatilla and get the hell out of dodge ASAP using the scorched-earth/hide in bunkers policy for the remaining human population left behind and return every 100 years or so to keep tabs on our planet and get new boats into...
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    What makes you feel old?

    I approached a woman at the bar last night and she waved me off complaining that she doesn't have daddy issues. I'm 19 years old. (to be fair though, men in my family have the older-looking gene) I really feel old when I have to look in 3 different pawn shops just to track down a copy of...
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    Damn, thats a long time.

    578 hours of playing ssx on tour on ps2, finished every single challenge! next up is 203 hours (approx.) in minecraft, this number is rapidly rising. I've kept a talley of all time spent playing any game for the last six years, i just like to know where i spend(waste? naww) my spare time
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    What's the best zombie movie?

    Yes! Best zed-movie ever. this movie was filmed in the Okanagan Valley, in the movie there's an anti-zombie/old person propaganda commercial where a little girl screams "help! grandpa's fallen down and now he's getting back up!" that little girl used to come to my mums daycare in elementary...
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    Calling all single people, what are you doing to survive the 14th?

    haha all I can say is that great minds must think alike! have I been maintaining a semi-active account on here without concious knowledge of it? I mean I've been known to have memory gaps after I wake up some days but that would be a twilight-zone-esque freaky notion. bromancing aside, i'm just...
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    Calling all single people, what are you doing to survive the 14th?

    gonna seduce me a burn victim in katawa shoujo then later i'll meet up with the non-serial-monogamist-Men to play poker/drink single malt scotch/smoke fat Cigars/watch UFC and other various Bro-Down activities not involving drugs...