Recent content by JetstreamGW

That has always been the entire point of The Big Picture.

My mom would likely critique my porn selections and judge them boring. Which would be the second most interesting conversation of the night after "why is my zombie mother on my computer?"

Are... you kidding? Every single Zelda game EVER has had different Intro music on the title screen. YouTube 'em. They're all different. This was a joke, right?

Y'know, Zelda IS a real name. It's Roma. Seriously. This is a real name. It wasn't made up for the games. It's a traditional Roma name. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zelda_%28given_name%29 It was originally short for Griselda. Hell, it's Jewish too. Who cares if he intended to...

Why cry? I love Zelda, and this was hilarious. Not everyone has to like everything we like y'know :D

Poor, beleaguered, violated, dead-on-arrival Duke Nukem Forever. Maybe they can make a good game now that this one's given its feeble moneyshot.

That WAS a pretty good "Cracked" article, wasn't it? :D

Y'know, I love Star Wars. ... I also love ripping on Star Wars. Does that make me a bad person?

Good man Yahtzee. I love Transformers, but I will agree that all Transformers games I've ever played have been Universal Shit. :)

Well, I'm sure it's been said but never let it be said that I'm not enough of a wanker to want to hear myself speak (type?) The lustful being swept away by a tornado or whatever, at least according to my High School english teacher, was supposed to be kind of ironic. You see, the lustful...

Alternate Napoleonic war... Flying around on... Are you saying you want a Temeraire game?

So are you trolling or are you just an enormous pussy? Do you even know what you're watching? If you're easily offended you should not be watching anything Yahtzee's ever done.

Feelin' all right there, Yahtzee? Sounds like you've got a cold or something. Or are you just trying a different tone?

Oh come on! All of us think it looks like a dick too! I'm pretty sure that was a joke by the people who built it. Either that or we were saying that our first national leader was better endowed than anyone else's. I wouldn't put it past us.

Speaking as an American (IE from the United States, as we are, after all, the only people from this continent ;)) I really was hoping for a bit more snark on our national treasures. At LEAST a president comment. Come on, man! Don't let the distressingly high DC murder rate discourage you!