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    St. George's Day, the English in a nutshell.

    White people are only allowed to be proud of their ancestry if their ancestors did not engage in significant colonization of other continents. This means that the British (all of them), Dutch, French, Spanish, Portuguese, Germans, Italians, and Belgians are not allowed to be proud of their...
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    Teacher beats student then masturbates in hallway

    He's part time. Different country, but in my high school the substitute "teachers" were often little more than people some staff kinda sorta knew.
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    Dark Souls' madafakin' Capra Demon

    I beat him on the first try, although I did know he was coming, as I'd watched Geop's blind LP of Dark Souls up to Blight Town (at that point I bought the game and didn't watch more until I'd finished). The Bell Gargoyles were my only massive stumbling block in Dark Souls - but what an obstacle...
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    What is Your Favorite WWII Weapon?

    The Hezter is my personal favorite. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hetzer Look at thing, it's adorable.
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    Capcom Wants to Cut Ties With The West, Increase DLC

    Capcom is definitely the worst DLC offender. EA, for all their troubles, has had some good DLC releases as well - the larger BioWare DLCs have mostly been good, and Lair of the Shadow Broker was a shining example of DLC done right. Battlefield had some decent packs. Capcom doesn't really have...
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    NPC Name game...

    If I can name a party (new XCOM, for example), I usually draw the names from my circle of friends. If I can just name one character, I don't really have a method (aside from it never being my name - that's awkward). If I know how the character will be addressed, I sometimes try something like "a...
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    Which game do you Rage at most?

    Mass Effect 3 - not the ending, but that god damn kid that Shepard apparently cares so damn much about that I have to walk like I got trapped in 2 feet of mud while chasing for... some reason. Shepard's killed hundreds of people himself, and not all of them were monsters or even working for...
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    Blizzard Purchases IGN's Pro Gaming League

    Well, Ziff Davis was pretty much content with chucking the IPL out the window. Blizzard caught parts of it, which was really a lot better than we thought was going to happen. SF4 will probably show up a few times since Blizzactivision doesn't really have a competing product. Blizzard All-Stars...
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    Devs Had to Demand Female Focus Testers for The Last of Us

    These suits, their focus groups, and other such business school crap are huge drivers of what does, and does not, get made all over the media world - including video games. That's why we get so much "follow the leader" - someone saw Call of Duty sold 300 zepbillion copies, and decided that that...
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    Devs Had to Demand Female Focus Testers for The Last of Us

    Christ corporate America, do you not realize that women also have money to vacuum? I mean, the NFL realizes it, and from a business perspective, you want to be like them.
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    On Dongles

    Actually she rubs her butt on ToadyOne, which, as Alexander the Great proved, is the truest form of victory.
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    Just Cause Dev: Losing AAA Might Not Be All That Bad

    Just Cause 2 is incredibly creative. How many other games let you tether people to compressed gas tanks, then shoot the tanks so that they fly up into the air, dragging the hapless victim with them? How many games let you do this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLcQ9PWoZdA Or this...
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    Anonymous Attacks North Korea

    $1M for the leader of a nuclear-armed nation, a member of regimes that (in the past) got millions killed? He's probably worth like $250M, given that the US offered $25M for Bin Laden.
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    Readers of ASOIF: How stoked are you for Game of Thrones season 3? (SPOILERS)

    Well, I don't have HBO, so not very! I'll buy it on BD when it comes out in like a year.
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    Poll: Bioshock Infinite: Two Weapon Restriction

    The weapon limit really sucked and I kept running out of ammo. It sucked.