As is tradition in my family I will be receiving a shirt I'll never wear, pants that don't fit and a large pack of socks (Probably Hanes or some similar brand). As for what I want, money. I've always been the type who prefers to pick out my own gift.
I don't own a gun because I'm too young at the moment. But I plan to buy a handgun as a 21st birthday present to myself when the time comes. It's mostly for protection, but also because I just love guns. I plan to collect them if I have ever have the financial means to do so.
I could buy a...
I'd tell myself at 14 to drink less than I did, try harder in school so hopefully he wouldn't fuck up like I did, and to spend more time with a good friend than I did, because she wasn't around much longer. And maybe he could change that.
Controlling <<< this is an adjective
Underling <<< btw this is the subject
Testing <<< this is the verb
(just wanted to show its actually a sentence... sort of)
While I found your story amusing, there are a couple of plot holes:
1) You say that the destruction of trade will render money useless, yet state later that you are going to purchase a Canadian lumber mill. What do you plan on purchasing it with?
2) You say that the flooding will wipe out...