Recent content by John Smyth

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    D.I.C.E. 2013: Gearbox President Wants Choices, Even Fake Ones

    The "I" in Pitchford should be non caps
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    I'm buying a boat, and she'll need a name. Suggestions?

    ^This but call it the Australis because it'll be in the southern hemisphere.
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    Corrupt a Wish game

    Granted, but everything that hears your song wishes it had been killed. I wish for a pot of tea.
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    The One-Letter Game

    Dirt
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    Can someone help me with my EA account?

    The old account new account glitch has been around since they started with the new account thingy, I believe they are aware of the problem not sure what you can do about it though.
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    Wrong Answer

    A: because of the rising cost of linoleum. Q: Did you see where the dog went?
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    99.9%

    In Half Life the change in style of Zen made me loose interest and I never got around to finishing it. Occasionally I start again each time intending to finish the goram game but so far no such luck.
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    Men who own cats.

    Cats are manly. Three words. Ernst Stavro Blofeld
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    Why are nail clipping files considered weapons?

    Question is would a pound of pressure break the skin? My nail file wouldn't, it blunt, but another nail file might. I don't think there is any standardisation of nail file sharpness.
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    Poll: Poll: What Alien Race would you want to rule?

    My life for Aiur. and when pimping My wife for hire. hope noone else has made this joke already in thread
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    Poll: Trousers

    oh noes I feel dirty Better take another shower : )
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    Poll: Time machine; Past or Future

    I would travel into the past to hand over a wooden box containing a silver key to my younger self in the hope he would find that which it unlocks. The box containing the key came to me in mysterious circumstances many years ago when I was visited by a strange man driving a DeLorean. The...
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    Poll: Trousers

    steps go shower towel escapist that's why I'm not wearing trousers. I am covered up though so no getting naughty thoughts Escapist
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    What Song Would you Sing to the Above Avatar

    To Ekonk Lost Horizon - Highlander
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    would you join a riot?

    I doubt I would ever join a riot, I've stood in protest before but I'd shy away from any escalating violence. Go team retire to a safe distance with popcorn, it's a free show might as well enjoy it