Recent content by John the Gamer

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    Zero Punctuation: Quake

    I just read 'Jam' this week, so the thing about the fridge and the weird corporate type seemed strangely familiar.
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    #132: Role Reversal

    It's because he put on the generic guard uniform; it doesn't have his 'Boots with straps, real leather' that give +15 agility. He could have dodged that, otherwise. And I haven't even mentioned all his belts (genuine dragonfrog leather) that he removed. They gave a +1 damage resist each...
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    #131: Light Rounds

    Why didn't he buy the trigger upgrade for his rifle? It gives a solid +5 damage boost. Doesn't he know there's a weapon upgrade vendor next to the guardsmen cantina?
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    First Trailer for Rogue One: A Star Wars Story Revealed

    I am noticing a distinct lack of JJ Abrams bullshit in this trailer. Good. I'm getting excited. I sure hope they can manage to keep the story nice, clean and simple.
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    #098: Plans

    Some of the most succesfull species on the planet are those that were tamed by humans for profit. Cows. Sheep. Pigs. Chickens. Horses. There's loads of them around, and they're unlikely to ever go away (until the veganistic animal rights people decide that we should stop eating meat of...
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    Want the Best Power Armor in Fallout 4? Here's the Location

    Try the National Guard Training Yard. There's a bunch of shipping containers lying next to the Armory (on the southern side). There's a Power Armor in the cyan colored one in the middle. It held a full suit of max-health (including fusion core) X-01 armor for me. It's locked behind a small...
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    Why is the Main Character in Fallout 4 Voiced?

    Well the example you gave in the article isn't really fair I think. So I think that exchange ending in a gunfight is actually totally legit. Then again, if the protagonist was more of a blank slate then this situation wouldn't have happened anyway.
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    Japanese Star Wars: The Force Awakens Trailer Has Loads of New Footage

    Wait what? Why are marketing people such crazy morons sometimes? Why release a Japan-only trailer if you know it's going to be viral within 10 seconds? Release this stuff internationally you dummies! Not everyone and their dog hangs around on sites like the Escapist you know.
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    More Than 9 Million People Played The Battlefront Beta

    I'm sorry, but aren't the Rebels supposed to lose that battle? Just like how the Empire is supposed to lose on Endor? The battle should be a delaying action for the Rebels until their ships get away right?
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    Breaking: NASA Says Water Flows on Mars - Update

    "It does not just mean our neighbor once hosted life" Actually, it doesn't mean that at all. Water does not mean life exists. It means that it might have been possible for life to exist on Mars.
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    Ultron Meets Johnny 5 in Genius Avengers Mashup

    That is actually pretty hilarious, though I didn't really like Short Circuit.
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    Escape to the Movies: Guardians of the Galaxy - Surprise! This Movie Rocks!

    That hallway on the ravenger capital ship with the six lights on the back wall just keeps reminding me of the fifth element. (03:48 in the review)
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    The Sims 4 Won't Have Pools, Toddlers

    <Sarcastic-making-fun-of-EA-time Other features that have sadly been scrapped due to time restraints: - All hair except for 3 standard models - All door types except that one that noone likes Furthermore budgetary problems have resulted in pay-to-live fridge model inclusion: whenever...
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    Why did you choose your username?

    I wanted to use a common English name, and it also had to sound cool whilst saying something about myself, hence John the Gamer. And it wasn't even taken yet. Lucky me.
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    Scientists Predict That One in Every Five Stars Has a "Habitable" Planet

    Well then we'd better get on with developing interstellar spacecraft before the aliens steal all the good planets.