Recent content by JohnTomorrow

Who gives a flying shit about this? When are Blizzard going to fix the PS3 version of D3? I cannot connect to a friends game or vice versa, yet i can play with completely random strangers? What the fuck is that shit?!

Best quote of the year; "We are not revealing out strategy for the Penetrator."

I'd think, seeing as it's set in the seventies/eighties, Kojima may tackle the topic of child soldiers and the impact their upbringing has on their mental health. He's already touched on the topic with Raiden, but with the addition of Chico and Paz, especially Chico's obvious torture in the...

Having just bought and played some of this game on my tablet for a few hours, I'm safe to agree with you. I concede I would not have paid a full twenty dollars for this, but I'm loving every minute of it. I like that things are not spelled out for you, that the answer does not come after a...

*slow clap* I can just see Erin pulling a full Tyler Durton. Muttering into her beer at the pub, then suddenly getting into a fight. Stumbling into an abandoned apartment building either too drunk or hurt to know or care. I'd suspect everything about her dangling out the window was all in her...

Its nice that you guys are going through your 'serious' phase...but i dont really see where this will end. I mean, it's very REAL - Erin's made bad decisions, she's CLEARLY unwell, and nothing short of SERIOUS outside intervention will get her the help she needs - but after beating up the...

I eat sandviches, then sing about it.

I think the writer of this report is a dickhead for trying to sign his friend up for a terrorist cell. What a dumb fucking thing to do.

I felt your review was a overly harsh. I think you got too hung up on the fact that they are basing ANOTHER movies series on ANOTHER book series aimed at young adults (specifically teenaged women? I'd've thought a lot of boys would want to read about kids their own ages fighting to the...

I don't believe in heaven. Too fruity for my tastes. I believe in something greater. You, sir, should earn a place in Valhalla for giving the biggest *****-slap to the pretentious fuck-heads of the Internet world. By the gods, if you were standing before me I'd shake the shit out of your...

It may just be me, as i've only just woken up and only had about 4 hours sleep.....but it looks like Hitman is wearing a diaper. Also, I would've thought a super assassin wouldn't have such skinny legs. Hitman needs to do some squats XD

"After sites like Google, Wikipedia, and Reddit engaged in a Web-wide blackout last week, Dodd accused them of abusing their power and using their power to "intentionally skew the facts to incite their users in order to further their corporate interests."" Hmmm.....sounds familiar. A bit...

The argument of 'they were disorientated, they didn't know what they are doing, they panicked' SHOULD NOT APPLY HERE. These are TRAINED MILITARY PERSONNEL, they don't get the luxury of making 'mistakes' anymore then a cop who begins shooting wildly when he entered a drug-den and shoots a woman...

I think I've only just begun to appreciate Minecraft for what it is - a creation medium with role-playing elements. I've had the game since early beta, and for some reason, never got into it like my friends did - never felt the need to build giant monstrosities, never had the patience to keep...

Playing Minecraft. Spending hours - HOURS - digging in a cave, finding all sorts of yummy treats. Then a spider knocks you into lava via sneak attack. You panic, can't find your way out, die, lose over two hours worth of spelunking in an instant. Thank god this thread was open. I can vent...