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    Darth Sephiroth? Star Wars Villains Redesigned By Square Enix

    Are these the designs they'll be using for the next Kingdom Hearts game?
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    Software Engineer Forced to Sell Home After Comcast Lies About Service

    So it turns out Comcast's Customer service is rated by the Better Business Bureau as a grade of 'B'. Something to think about, eh?
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    Zero Punctuation: Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number & Ori And the Blind Forest

    Greenlight is cheating. You don't rummage through the dumpster to find something to feed a food critic.
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    Zero Punctuation: Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number & Ori And the Blind Forest

    Yeah, calling it now, the Order 1886 is making Yahtzee's worst list this year. Well unless five even more terrible games come out before list-time runs around but come on how likely is that to happen?
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    Insurgent - Not the Special One

    Is Avengers here yet? Every new movie that lands with a plop full of 'meh' just makes me want that insane roller-coaster ride all the more.
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    No Right Answer: Who Should Be Spider-Man?

    "Who should be Spider-Man?" Peter Parker
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    Poll: DC's Catwoman Comes Out as Bisexual

    So this is a thing that happened: http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/dcs-catwoman-comes-as-bisexual-778030 Selina Kyle, AKA Catwoman, is now acknowledged as being canonically bisexual by her corporate masters over at DC Comics. So does this alter your perception of the...
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    Zero Punctuation: Evolve - One vs Multiplayer

    So what's the sequel going to be called? I'm hoping for a Shinji Mikami-helmed title dubbed rEVOLVEr Ocelot where the monster makes those cat noises he made in MGS3.
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    Darkest Dungeon Scam Appears On Official Windows Store - Update

    AMBUSHED BY FOUL INVENTION! Having it taken down is a trifling victory, but a victory nonetheless.
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    Tomb Raider, Sleeping Dogs, And More Join The Square Enix Humble Bundle

    A Square Enix bundle without a single RPG. I am now made of sadness.
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    MovieBob leaving The Escapist

    Alrighty, since a good number of people don't seem to know, our old friend Bob Chipman, aka 'MovieBob' is no longer going to be working here at the Escapist. http://moviebob.blogspot.com/2015/02/all-good-things.html?spref=tw He made the announcement on his blog and Twitter account...
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    Escape to the Movies: Kingsman: The Secret Service - Can Lightning Strike Again?

    He got fired. Canned. Terminated. He was given a pink slip. He was sent to the unemployment line. http://moviebob.blogspot.com/2015/02/all-good-things.html?spref=tw
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    Escape to the Movies: Kingsman: The Secret Service - Can Lightning Strike Again?

    Well this is the last review Bob's going to do on the Escapist and honestly I would have preferred it be 50 Shades of Grey (for what I hope are obvious reasons) but I suppose this is fine. I used to enjoy your reviews and columns alongside Yahtzee and Jim Sterling, but honestly I thought there...
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    So You've Decided to Watch Law & Order

    Watching Law & Order SVU? In 2015? Why would you ever want to do this terrible thing?
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    Swatter Arrested, Could Face Five Years in Prison

    AND NOTHING OF VALUE WAS LOST!