Recent content by joswie

My friend occasionally goes by LAG You were killed by LAG. Perfect for everyone who moans about their poor internet connection. Like me.

I provide the- oh god, baconnaise on pancakes and sausage on a stick?! To be serious, I say whatever the term would be for Nazi Germany. Also, racism, sexism, and every -ism that leads to bigotry.

Considering the sheer amount of sexuality in this review, I am surprised that the Dr. Manhattan character was devoid of such characteristics. That being said, I still find the entire review to be one of Yahtzee's best in a little while.

From Half Life 2: In a dystopian city controlled by our alien overloards, the only escape routes are filled with see saw puzzles. From Bioshock: Upon discovery of dirty syringes filled with a glowing goop, the best course of action is to quickly inject it into your arm. Trust us, it's safe. :)

Ah yes, I once was in the thick of a discussion of the nature of love on this very site, when one individual claimed that the act of defining love is remarkably challenging, I meant to say: "It can't be that hard, it's not like I asked you to divide by zero or anything" but I typed: "It can't be...

Uhm, can I apply Godwin's Law?

Were the death penalty capable of preventing the crimes they apply to, then I would be all for it, but all the literature I have come across dictates that it does not, so there really is no point to it.

The Story of A Kitty: The Joswie Story (and I fail)

The cat I experimented on humanely, dealing with cards and petting, the name is silly code, see Geohot, the one who unlocked the iPhone (George Hotz).

There is no best government, governments must simply be attatched to the attributes of a nation.

From "Wanted" (already posted my answer)

The spy from TF2, she is so good at her job, I bet you didn'teven realize that was a female. (This also applies to ninja)

My Epiphany: I have no life to live other than to live.

Well, I don't really know. After all, I'm just a small town girl, living in a lonely world, I took teh midnight train going anywhere. Just a city boy, born and raised in south detroit, he took the midnight train going anywhere. A singer in a smokey room, the smell of wine and cheap perfume, for...

Bill O'Reily on the internet? (yes I fail) "I dislike the current state of the American economy:it just seems too tinny."