Recent content by Jupiter065

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    Mass Effect 3 Multiplayer Review

    5-year-old kudos to you for recognizing EA's first big foray into loot box microtransactions and calling it out for the garbage it was, and continues to be.
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    8 Chuck Norris Movies to Watch for the Legend's Birthday

    He's not a legend, he's a punchline.
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    Expect 100 GB Install Size, 6 GB Patches For Star Citizen

    Install size is not the same as download size, with proper compression the download could be smaller than a third of that, so y'all can stop freaking out about your download caps. Anyway, hopefully this ends up more fun than Elite: Dangerous, that game bored me out of my skull after 2 hours.
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    Why the Marvel Movies Should Ditch Peter Parker

    Too risky, better just get another white guy named Chris.
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    BioWare Cancels Shadow Realms RPG Development

    Bioware, just make an RPG in the Avatar: The Last Airbender/Legend of Korra universe already. It'd fit your game style like a hand in a glove.
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    Tropico Dev Announces New Action RPG - Victor Vran

    It looks like a controller focused ARPG, like Marvel Ultimate Alliance. That sounds great to me, I can never get into Diablo-style clickity combat.
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    Can We Stop Climate Change While Still Living Comfortably?

    If every country did like France did in the 70s-80s and switched their heating to electric and their electrical generation to nuclear this problem would be solved. And this isn't some theoretical plan, France actually did it! Almost 40 years ago!
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    Bandai-Namco Will be The First Third-Party Dev to Support Amiibos

    I look forward to playing Tales of Zestiria as Samus Aran.
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    When Jim Carrey Ruled the World

    It's Matthew Broderick in The Cable Guy, not Ben Stiller. And I love that movie, a dark look at pop-culture obsessed superfan weirdos is even more relevant today than it was in the 90s.
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    Marvel Teases Return of Spider-Man's Marriage

    I wonder if they'll have Mayday start getting her powers earlier than in Spider-Girl? Or if they'll explain how she's suddenly a 7 year old. Whatever, I loved the Spider-dad dynamic in Spider-Girl, I hope they capture some of that here!
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    Spider-Man's Girlfriend Turning Webslinger in Marvel's Spider-Gwen

    The writer is Jason Latour, not Joe. Kinda wish it was Tom Defalco, I loved his Spider-Girl (a.k.a. Mayday Parker) run. A lot of similarities to that title, born of a one-off "what if" story that was made into a regular series due to vocal fan demand. Lets see if Spider-Gwen can match...
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    Rumor: A Whole New Team For Avengers 3?

    Sounds like this rumour is a contract negotiating tactic. I'm reminded of that episode of Louie with David Lynch. I guess we'll see how it plays out!
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    DC Comics Teases a New CRISIS

    I don't think DC even knows the difference between babies and bathwater.
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    No Plans for Iron Man 4 Says Robert Downey Jr

    Sounds like a tactic to try and keep RDJ's fee down. Everyone remember that whole "Not Recommended" scene from the end of Iron Man 2? Same deal.
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    YouTube Gaming Star PewDiePie Turns Off Comments For Good

    Too bad this'll never happen, because content creators long ago discovered that having comments makes people go back to articles again and again to read comments, post comments, Like comments, upvote comments, downvote comments, argue, and otherwise waste their precious fleeting time on this...