Recent content by Kaamos

What's with Yahtzee harping on female protagonists recently? He went on and on about it in the last video and he still mentions it in the beginning of this one.

I am 100% okay with this.

Yeah, it's just too bad the rest of the game was so bland. I'd love to see the nemesis system put into a game that has more to do than just killing orcs in a lifeless open world map.

I've never understood fanservice characters like Quiet in the MGS games. I haven't played any MGS game besides 3 and I honestly can't tell if the fanservice scenes I've seen from 4 and 5 are supposed to be creepy and unsettling and people just find them arousing anyway or they're actually...

If your partner doesn't have an epileptic fit you're doing it wrong.

I guess I'd say Oblivion since I put the most time into it, then Skyrim in close second and, well, Morrowind... way down there. I just felt the most connection to Oblivion, the environment was just so lush and interesting. I still remember a lot of the quests, even the side ones. Like the one...

Alan Wake. After the third fight where they send like a million guys after you I just gave up and quit to the desktop. I can barely take two or three at once, but when they send like, five guys at the same time, two or more of them being strong dudes that can pretty much one hit kill me and...

Joker from Mass Effect. One: I hate Seth Green. Can't stand him at all. Two: he isn't funny, He's just a really annoying smartass. Having the nickname "joker" makes it even worse. Third: I hate how the writers treat him like he's so cool and funny and make him so goddamn important because he's...

Probably going to get yelled at but whatever: Bayonetta. The combat was just so boring. I breezed through most of the game just mashing random buttons and occasionally dodging, only dying because of instant death QTEs. All the "cool" stuff just takes place in cutscenes, which I just skipped...

Duke Nukem Forever. I can't stand the character. He just isn't funny to me. Ohhh I was so happy when I heard it was shit I giggled like a schoolgirl.

A few years ago I would have said Republic Commando 2, but with the way FPSs are going nowadays I have a feeling I'd just end up quoting Adam Jensen when I played it. So I guess I'd go with Mega Man Legends 3. Loved the first game when I was a kid and I've been wishing for more good 3DS games.

I've never played Gears of War or Halo, despite owning the original xbox and the 360 and liking similar shooters. Never played Call of Duty, Battlefield or any of those "realistic" war shooters. I've never played the game my avatar is from, I'm not even sure who that character is or if she...

Recently? Juppongi from Code of Princess. I kept getting stunlocked and tossed between him and his mooks until I died. And I couldn't get a lock on him because he always had like 2 or 3 guys standing on him, but when I finally did I used burst and tore him to shreds in one combo. Of all time...

It seemed like he was being sarcastic, I seriously thought this was a parody when I first started reading it. Come on, really? This has to be a joke.

I'm more disinterested in XCOM, mostly because of this ad that blocks the bottom of my screen. It's nice that it disappears after a while, but I don't usually stay on pages long enough for it to go away. I wouldn't mind it so much if there was some variety, but it's just the same ad every...