Recent content by Kanatatsu

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    Zero Punctuation: Uncharted 4: A Thief's End

    I've become a bit tired of Zero Punctuation. Yahtzee tries too hard to find flaws in games because that's his "thing", and every single ^%&*ing video has massive spoilers. And it's typically done with no warning--just "BAM, there you go, enjoy not being surprised by that, kiddos!". Plus...
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    Check Out These Incredible World of Warcraft Movie Shots

    Back in my day, orcs weren't sexy AND WE LIKED IT THAT WAY.
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    Moviebob's Text Review of Batman v Superman and oh boy he is ANGRY!!!

    Movie Bob is an insufferable joke. I don't know why anyone pays any attention to his awful reviews.
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    Take My Money: Batman v Superman Who Are You Rooting For?

    Superman because Batman fanboys and fangirls are among the most annoying people on the internet.
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    Jim Sterling in court.

    Lawyer here. DH has zero case. Zip. I'd bet just about anything that their claim gets thrown out with costs awarded to Sterling.
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    New Code of Conduct

    In my opinion, over-modding has ruined what were once vibrant forums. That that for what you will.
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    'True Colors' is the Soundtrack to the Latest Dark Souls III Trailer

    That's a fucking amazing trailer with a bold and evocative choice of music.
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    Five Nights at Freddy's World - Broken Animatronic Mascots

    This entire review is spent telling us how bad this game is ... and then it gets 3 stars? Huh? It's a terrible game right now, and everyone (including the bloody author) seems to agree on this. So maybe give it a review score that actually reflects that reality?
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    Honest Game Trailers: Undertale

    This game sniffs its own farts and likes it. I'm glad Honest Trailers at least called it out a bit for that.
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    Blind Gamer Beats Ocarina of Time After Five Years

    I guess he didn't mind the 18 year old graphics. I'll show myself out now ...
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    Zero Punctuation: Top 5 Games of 2015

    The reason the fans soured me on this game is because they were so insistent about how great it is that I wasted an entire evening playing it. The game did not make me think, did not make me laugh, and did not make me feel. What it did do, unfortunately, is waste my time. I don't get...
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    Zero Punctuation: Top 5 Games of 2015

    It is impossible for me to adequately express how sick and fucking tired I am of the constant wankfest about Undertale. Most overrated game ever, and it's not particularly close.
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    Hatters Gonna Hat Edition of Hatfall Hits Steam

    Ironic that one of the most vitriolic of video game critics releases a basic, uninspired, janky mess of a game the same year that Undertale is released.
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    AAA Games Have Stopped Innovating

    To be frank, one of the biggest inhibitors of innovation come in the form of reviewers like Yahtzee. When a truly innovative game comes along, often it's not as shiny and perfect as might be. But the critic mob descends (led by the reviewers whose "shtick" is negative reviewing), the game...
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    Agents of Cosplay: Jessica Nigri: Better Know A Cosplayer

    Ehm, she's not built like a fitness model. Not in nearly good enough condition.