Recent content by KefkaCultist

As an Illinoisan whose only visited a handful of states, I have to give my vote to either Colorado or Minnesota. Definitely not Illinois in any foreseeable future. We're going on about 4 months now without a state budget and it doesn't seem like one's going to be passed any time soon because...

Well I submitted a good Shadowrun story to him, so maybe I'll get the moment I dropped a friend down an elevator shaft immortalized on the internet forever.

Hoooooooly shit this was a great read. I'm a big NIN fan, but I never made the connection of TDS to Fight Club. I knew that Only was almost certainly a reference, but damn that went deeper than I expected.

Well, that sucks. I've been a big fan of a lot of del Toro movies and this is the 2nd big disappointment for me after his adaptation of At the Mountains of Madness got the ax a while ago. I bet any money that Ron Perlman would've been Beast too. Or Gaston. Either would've been cool. Ah...

I have that hat! I'm probably the "Bad Advice Ghost" variant though... Here, take this hot sauce!

10/10 I'll gladly headbang to Necrophagist with you, but I'm probably not powerleveling anyone anytime soon lol Honestly, I knew too much about metal for this to be hard. A lot of the descriptions gave away that the metal answer was BS (I actually wouldve maybe gotten one wrong if "Hammer...

Nothing disastrous has happened to my PC, since it's practically my child, but my mother's PC, however, doesn't have someone tech savvy taking care of it, so I have to show up as their IT guy periodically. One time I was called over because all icons were gone from her desktop and nothing was...

Well, I don't meet all of that criteria, but my Oblivion/Skyrim character (or in pretty much any game like that) is usually a bit of a dick. I steal from churches, the poor, women, children, or even the fence that I sell to, usually sell his own stuff that I'd just stolen. I have killed...

I also got that, but I watched it thinking Yahtzee was doing some elaborate joke about the game with the snippets of Escapist shows. XD

I like both for different reasons. I love night because the random midnight walks and stargazing really helps to clear my head. It's also when I do most of my Magic the Gathering deck brewing. During the day though I get to hang out with my friends or do something productive for once, so its...

Being in an unclean, high-traffic public bathroom that has no doors on the stalls (they exist in some male bathrooms. Crazy, I know). I'm extremely bladder shy and even more bowel shy in public restrooms. Even with one person in the room and me in a stall I find it difficult; a crowded...

up until very recently I couldn't blow my nose, but that'd probably be considered less "can't" and more of a "won't". It was kind of a phobia-ish thing. I blew my nose once as a kid and got a massive nosebleed, so it took me about 16-17 years to get over that. Also can't whistle very well...

YES! The penis church is in the town only 12 miles from me! You have no idea how happy I am to have a local story featured on Feed Dump. Or is that sadness... I'm not sure really, but whatever, still exciting. EDIT: By the way, the story is that the church was built in that shape to protect...

Well damn, there goes my answer basically. I was going to go with cute, fluffy kittens that are trained to maul the face off of anything that moves (other than myself), but it's pretty much the same concept: something cute and unassuming that is trained to be a killing machine with the bonus of...

Short answer: yes Long answer: Both are really good in their own way and I highly recommend either. Bastion's soundtrack is AMAZING. Seriously, my favorite video game soundtrack since Chrono Trigger. Its gameplay, atmosphere, and story are all great as well. Hotline Miami is weird, brutal...