Recent content by Kelgair

Can't... stop... laughing...

Okay, The Critic reference at the end genuinely made me laugh.

I watched and participated in the internet culture during the zenith of the Chuck Norris jokes, I didn't see actual irony play a part in much of them. They were just stupid "this guy is so badass he X..." jokes. It worked because Chuck Norris had a rather consistent imagery of being a badass...

Looking forward to Movie Defense Force: Attack of the Clones now! ;)

Jason Statham as the new Captain Picard? Well sign me up and beam me a

I would love to see a reboot of Gargoyles. Babylon 5 would be more iffy for me, I'm not sure I could picture a G'kar that doesn't have Andreas Katsulas under the makeup.

To paraphrase Dogbert, the first life lesson is always the cruelest.

Eh, and if I was actually trolling the example would've had a few posts of insincere setup to go with it. I've actually done it before with similar haiku's being the culmination of the troll. I just hated to waste good mockery in this case.

I'd point out that the succubus from Atlus's game Disgaea: Hour of Darkness had about the same bust size as the Sorceress character this "controversy" was based on. The major difference seems to be one has animated physics. Just sayin.

C'mon, you can follow this.

Eh, in my experience there are many forms of trolling, satire/mockery is but one as long as it gets a rise out of someone. Admittedly I skipped the insincere "oh yes, wage slavery is an actual thing and bad" intro mockery, but I was already accused so figured I'd just give an example of the less...

Naaah, if I was trolling you it'd be something more like this. Oh cruel slavery Receiving money for work My latte is cold

And that's the point I lost interest in your reply. If you consider receiving a wage to be a form of slavery you're so blinded by whatever of the few ideologies that advocate that form of idiocy that no amount of conversation on a forum would sway you. So I hope you enjoy your life of...

Hm, my post wasn't necessarily directed at you, interesting you took it that way though. So you tell yourself you are angry, and that you are upset over something righteous. But the basis for that anger is nothing but envy. You are simply envious on behalf of other people, and I'm willing to bet...

I feel pity for the people who live life consumed by envy. It really is quite pathetic.