Recent content by kempoman14

I can't for the life of me get Homefront. It's the premise that throws me off. I just... can't get over it.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SinisterScythe

It would either have to be a saber, cutlass, or crowbar.

I couldn't even watch ten seconds of it... Sigh.

I totally call dibs on that idea. Also, another power could be the ability to SUMMON ADORABLE KITTENS AND/OR PUPPIES!!! Two reasons: 1. Anger management (how can you get angry while holding a puppy?) 2. Never having to pay for drinks ever again. ("hey buddy, bet you a drink that there's a...

Revangence. Favorite word ever.

The ability to tell my past self things. Think about it; get a flat tire? Tell myself not to take this road. About to take a test? Tell myself all the answers. Got a girl pregnant? Tell myself about the bad condom. The applications are endless! Who hasn't wished they could tell themselves if...

I just played Shadow of the Colossus. Oh dear, I can have a under-aged boy or a female horse... Tough call.

Life is good.

I like to say: I don't get lives. I take them." Yes, I know it's cheesy, but it works.

For me, the best setting is the character's mind. There, you call quite literally fuck around with the player's head all you want. You can set it anywhere the character has seen, been or remembers.

For me, it's a five-way tie in my heart for favorite weapon: 1. Silverballer. This is from the Hitman series (as if you didn't know that). Once you get this baby customized, dear god is it great. 2. Fiber Wire. Again, from the Hitman series. It's non-detectable by metal scanners, silent, and...

Sorry for the double post, but I have mention that this line is so awesome, it's going into a movie I'm making about a kung-fu priest out for revenge against a crime boss who murdered his family while simultaneously battling internal demons.

A shovel. (What, doesn't everyone have a shovel in the corner of their room at all times?) And if that is out of reach, I can always use my fists. After all, I am a first-degree black belt with training in Brazilian-style jujitsu, Kempo and kick-boxing (although I was never really good at the...

Shadow of the Colossus. Yes, I know about Ico. I'm just say that another one in the series has been long over-due.