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    well, the the escapist was just attacked.

    This is frankly just getting insane. We all need to step back and reexamine what we're getting so pissy about: other people being wrong on the internet.
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    Where are all the female antagonists?

    The Lady of Pain from Planescape springs to mind. She's not exactly a villain, but she definitely isn't a good person.
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    Jimquisition: Salt Of The Earth - A Steam Fail Story

    Do people not realize that nobody is playing this game? The issue is completely moot. Everybody realizes that this game is a shitstain, and they have enough common sense to not throw money at it. When the game's store page has a grammatical error, people know to stay away. The steam charts...
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    Games that you will never play. Ever.

    MOBAs, more specifically DoTA. I have a group of friends who never fucking shut up about that game. Worse still, they keep trying to get me to play it. The last thing I want to do is be yelled at by some autistic fuck because I didn't maxi my AoE or some shit. Fucking Dark Souls. All I hear...
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    Real life lessons that video games have taught you.

    You can very painfully cauterize a bleeding wound with a soldering iron and a pocket knife. Very painfully.
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    Favorite lets play? Tell us about who you love to watch or what makes somthing fun to follow.

    Jefmajor. He plays more obscure PC games, and though he represents himself as a fool he's actually quite skilled. Take, for example, his let's plays of Il2 Sturmovik. He's really good at a game that's frankly brutal, and he's great at making a story out of every mission.
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    What are your favourite national flags?

    I personally love the Canadian flag. It's much better than the Dominion flag they used to have, for sure.
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    PAX Will "Roll For Diversity" Next Year

    I don't know where y'all are getting this "modern-day segregation" idea. The report doesn't say a thing about it being restricted to any different group, but that it is just a place for education. I've read articles about rape culture at PAX, and I think that the event organizers have tried to...
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    Poll: Federation or Galactic Empire?

    I'd do a confederation, simply because I'm a total governmental hipster. No, really. As long as the central government has the power to declare war and collect taxes, that's good enough for me. That way, people from different planets with radically different cultures wouldn't have to be too...
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    Notch Turns Down Free Games From Sony, Buys Them Himself

    Well, that happened. Is it just me, or is Notch's fifteen minutes of fame up yet? He made a game, got bored of it halfway through, got stinkin' rich, and now he gets to live the good life. He isn't God, is what I'm saying. However, the media seems to treat him like one. Maybe we should...
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    David Cage is one of the worst writers in the industry

    He is a hack, but when he fails, not only is it in the most endearing way, it's hilarious shlock. He's like a small child that can't do anything right. As long as you don't have to take care of them, it's hilarious to watch them hit their head over and over again.
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    Popular Science: Comments Can Be Bad For Science

    I don't care about PopSci. But banning comments isn't a bad thing in my view. If people really feel it necessary to discuss an article, make a post on the Escapist about it. For some reason, magazine and news websites always attract the worst commenters. I hate to generalize, but the quality...
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    Games You Want to See Remade or Remastered in HD

    Silent Storm, Silent Hunter 3/4, IL-2 Sturmovik 1946, Star Wars Battlefront. These are all classic games that could really benefit from a facelift.
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    Let's Play Devil's Advocate

    ASCII roguelikes need to be modernized. There is no excuse for not having tileset support, at least.
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    Which meme would you get rid of?

    All of them.