Recent content by KimiJay

I got spotted having sex with my boyfriend in the local beer garden late one night last summer by the mother of the pub owner (who just so happened to be my grandma's best friend- eeek!) News travelled like wild fire around my little village and we are still reminded of it. My mum found out and...

Flying and heights. I was terrified getting on a plane for the first time but actually loved it. Spent the whole time staring out the window at all the tiny things below.

Well maybe you resemble a popular pornstar.. I suppose thats not quite a bad thing. Although telling you that you could be one yourself..? That must be good too- they're obviously complimenting your 'skills' !!!

My dog mangled the paper part of my driving license so when i went to the test centre to do my theory test i got a funny look from the receptionist when i handed it over and told her what happened.. ..My dog is a monster!!

This too. Repo! is just amazing. Zydrate Anatomy is my favourite song as well :)

Usually when i see a builder i think "hey, there's a builder." it's only when someone has a creepy look about them that i'll cross the road away from them.

I recently passed the theory part of my driving test. That's made me pretty happy :D

Working on my drawing and painting. I'm right in the middle of an inspiration dry spell and i've just not been in the mood for a good few months.. It's really starting to annoy me actually..

I got these two for my grandparents to show them how much they mean to me(aawww) but aye.. Snowflake for my grandma as she lives for christmas time and the xbox symbol for my grandad(he gave me my first xbox and is an obsessed gamer in his 70s) :D I did find it really relaxing getting it...

No because I've actually met him... And he's engaged to my best friend.. Although now he's more like a brother and when together we seriously annoy my best friend just by being silly. She can manage with one of us being an idiot but the two of us drive her up the wall!

It's a very small place, nothing is secret here... Which i wished i'd remembered at the time!!

Never been caught masturbating... .. Got caught having sex just last night though. Didn't think anyone had seen us, but got a bit of a shock when the whole of my hometown started talking about it today....

Just sign stuff like I do - Lazily with initials. That way if someone says "could you sign this for me?" you can write 'NO'... I'm sure that would cause some confusion with delivery men :)

I wouldn't say I'm scared of the dark, I just get a bit freaked out if I'm walking somewhere in the dark and I hear something behind or near me... I have been known to karate chop thin air every now and again when that happens...

I'm pretty much the same. I also have a very dirty mind... This sometimes embarrasses the boyfriend. And I can keep up when out drinking with my alcohol-guzzling male buddies.