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    My Little Pony - The Movie - Bring it, Bronies

    Holy shit, you got here fast You're pretty quick to step into threads discussing stuff you dislike
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    Zero Punctuation: Destiny 2

    If you want a real answer and not one from a bunch of meme-ing Yahtzee wannabes, like those above you, here's a real answer: It's got the tight gunplay of Halo combined with loot and shoot aspects of Borderlands, abilities and superpowers kinda similar to Overwatch, and some decent mechanical...
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    Terry Crews Wants to be in Overwatch

    Geez, every tiny bit of Overwatch news is posted on this website. Are they paid to do so or something? Anyway, maybe this would finally make me try Overwatch. Terry Crews is awesome and him as a playable character would also be awesome.
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    Phil Spencer: Xbox Isn't Big in Japan Because Japanese Prefer Japanese Games

    Well, yeah. That's kind of clear. Though I'm not sure why, but the only American game that Japan loves right now is Destiny
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    New Titanfall 2 Trailer Shows Off Single-Player and the Vision that Drives it

    Holy shit, a Titanfall announcement thread where the first comment isn't some snarky joke about the game finally having single player or a condescending "Meh."? Color me impressed That said, I'm incredibly glad they're being so up-front about all their new info for the game. You can really...
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    Destiny: Rise of Iron Launches Next Week, but You Can Watch the Launch Trailer Now

    In before "HURR fuckin DURR who even plays Destiny anymore" Those cinematics of the previous Iron Lords look amazing. Jolder seems like a beast Looking forward to this expansion very much
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    The Division Daily Missions Gone Again, Massive Working on a "Permanent Solution"

    Wow, all that hype only for incompetent developers to fuck it all up for the players. I've gone back to Destiny at this point. At least Bungie understands how to fix things like this and make their game actually enjoyable.
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    Hulk Hogan Awarded $115 Million in Gawker Sex Tape Case

    That's what happens when you not only refuse a judge's order, but publish an article practically saying "suck it, judge". They got what was coming to them.
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    The Division Breaks Ubisoft Sales Records

    It's funny seeing all the delusional people ITT whining that this game is so popular. "But it just looks like generic shlock!" "It must just be because of marketing!" "The general population is dudebros with shit taste!" "I watched a YouTube video of it and it looked garbage! What the hell?"...
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    The Witcher 2 Headlines New Xbox One Backward Compatible List

    It says "SoulCalibur" but doesn't say which one. 4? 5? Hopefully 5.
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    3D Printed Batman Costume May Appear in Guinness World Records

    Holy nitpick, Batman! OT: Good lord do I wish I had this suit. I'd never take it off and I'd do ALL the charity events to make little kids squee at the sight of the best freakin Batman out there.
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    The Nothingness

    Is there ever going to be a non-Master-Race-related Critical Miss ever again? I miss when they were poking fun at individual games every week. Now it's once every two weeks or so.
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    Destiny Takes GOTY, Confuses Audience, at This Year's BAFTAs

    So... You haven't played it? Are you just parroting what someone once told you about it?
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    Ubisoft Adds Much Requested Customization to Assassin's Creed Unity

    >inb4 people say "But why can't I be a womaaaan ;_;" This excites me though. Clothes that have a benefit outside pure cosmetics? Hell yeah. It makes perfect sense and it's a good idea.
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    (NSFW) Assassin's Creed: Unisexity

    What I'd like to believe happened: -Co-op characters are the only ones who would receive the unique female animations, but the player himself is always seen as Arno -Ubisoft couldn't make it so the co-op characters use the female animations while also making their user appear to be using...