Recent content by kortin

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    Google's "Project Wing" is a Secret Drone Program

    No. Drones should be kept to military organizations. If just anyone can have a drone, bad shit will happen. I do not care if it gets me the shit I buy faster, I have patience, I can wait. This is just bad all over the place.
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    Im super proud of 4chan.

    4chan didn't design her. That's why she looks normal. It wasn't /v/ who made her, it was the scummy tumblrites and redditors infesting /v/ because "lol enemies of my enemies are my friends". Ugh, it's absolutely disgusting.
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    Im super proud of 4chan.

    You should probably know that it wasn't /v/ who made Vivian, it was the tumblrites and redditors who were there who made it. Most of us hate Vivian and consider her a mistake.
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    How much would you pay for better games journalism?

    I wouldn't pay anything. I'd make my own. I'd start my own channel and do my own game journalism. We shouldn't expect these people to fix themselves, we should stop giving them views and money and start our own.
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    New Pokemon..."thing."

    Now, I can't translate it word for word, but the gist of it is "How's it going, Slowpoke" and then singing about various aspects of Slowpoke (like its color and how it combines with Shellder to evolve). All in all, it seems to be just a goofy reggae song about Slowpoke, in Japanese.
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    Remember Me was Misunderstood Says Creative Director

    I didn't have fun with it, so I stopped playing it. I didn't play the Last of Us, I just got bored with your game, guys.
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    Man Kills Self While Taking a Selfie With a Gun

    There's acting like an idiot, then there's pointed a loaded weapon at yourself. Some acts of stupidity deserve the consequences. The first thing any gun class will teach you is to never point it at something you don't intend to shoot. The second thing they teach you is to always treat a...
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    Megan Fox: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Haters Can "F*ck Off"

    It's more of an ideological conundrum. In an ideal world, people will be interested in what they want to be interested in and when they find something new that interests them, they put time and effort into getting to know and learn about what they're interested in. In our world, all you need to...
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    Megan Fox: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Haters Can "F*ck Off"

    *eyeroll* Gotta defend your boyfriend's work, I suppose. It allows entitled normals to feel like they're part of a fandom despite never having anything to do with it. Same thing happened with transformers. I honestly don't understand the idea that everyone should be allowed in any fandom...
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    8 of the Best Cards In Hearthstone: Curse of Naxxramas

    KT is pretty good. Spinner, I don't think so. It's only meh at best. Mad scientist is in a weird situation where it's not terrible, but it's not all that great. No argument for the Spectral Knight. It's a good 5 drop. Maexxna isn't all that great at all, honestly. Shade of Naxxramas is...
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    North Korea Takes Seth Rogen Complaint To The UN

    Last I checked Seth Rogen wasn't the United States of America. No they wouldn't. Fox News might, but the citizens of the US wouldn't give a shit.
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    George R.R. Martin Dislikes Fans Questioning His Health

    I dunno, I've always thought it was more of a "dude you're fuckin old and you'll die at some point and we hope you don't die of old age before you finish" thing. Welcome to Earth, the starving children are located in africa, the terrorists are currently in the middle east, Japan is weird...
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    Ditching someone who friend zones you (Edited)

    "I don't want to be your friend, I want to be something more" aka, I just want to have sex with you, I don't give a shit about you as a person. "she's free to take advantage of you" I don't even know what to say to this, other than that this is probably only twice as misogynistic as it...
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    Ditching someone who friend zones you (Edited)

    Personally, I believe the best relationships come from friendships. I can't stand the idea of walking up to someone and saying "I'm sexually attracted to you, wanna fuck?" (or something to that extent), it feels forced and paleolithic.
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    Phrases that piss you off

    I couldn't think of any originally, but I just got reminded of one. Essentially "Wow I can't believe you're complaining about a video game, grow up and go deal with REAL problems in the REAL world". See, this statement is twofold, first and foremost is implies that because there are bigger...