Recent content by Korzack

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    Zero Punctuation: Spider-Man

    To be fair, an Arkham Asylum wannabe where you can pose for a selfie with a grave-stone sounds like a good way to convince me to spend that money on something else.
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    TotalBiscuit retires - health failing

    He's had his bellendy moments over the years... Shit, who hasn't online? Following his content since 2011 & the Magicka LP he did with Yogscast, amount of stuff I'd have never thought to try before a wtf is or things I'd have been looking forward to & then probably regretted had I not seen it...
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    PSA: Ubisoft is Revoking Far Cry 4 CD-Keys From 3rd Party Re-sellers - Update 2

    Another month, another Ubisoft based fiasco. And guess who has to suffer the worst of it. Normally I'd be inclined to give the publisher benefit of the doubt, when I remember how shameless the likes of G2A are in terms of self-promotion. Same time, the amount of DRM they shove in customers'...
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    EA: "If The Sims 4 Isn't Successful, There Won't be a Sims 5"

    I'm sorry, but it's kind of hard for me to care about sims 4 when 3 is an objectively better game, and if you have the "ILOVETHESIMS" code on origin, you can get the complete sims 2 for free (SPOILER: No guarantees it still works), which is essentially what Sims 4 wants to ultimately be only...
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    Gearbox Isn't Working on Borderlands 3... But it Wants to be

    I'm in two minds, Pre-sequel felt to me as much of a half-arsed cash-in as it sounded, with the hook of seeing Jack's decline not remotely interesting enough to justify another 40+ hour grind when I can just play 2 again, with better characters, fewer gimmicks and a higher general commitment to...
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    Kerbal Space Program to Finally Blast Off From Early Acess

    Cool! I know I got a lot of fun out of the demo, will probably pick it up once it goes full release
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    Escape to the Movies: Leprechaun: Origins - Fool's Gold

    I don't... What the devil? I know summer releases can be spare, Bob, but C'mon, THAT bad? *Has a look at the listing of his own local cinema, notices Inbetweeners 2* Okay, fine, it really is that bad. Time for a retro-review or two? ;)
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    Jimquisition: Rise Of The Exclusivity Wars

    I just hope he takes his gloves off after the videos, otherwise... Yeowchers. That's got to chafe. ... What, comments on the vid? Sorry, the tactical TMI scarred me a bit. It's a sad state of affairs, this industry. And one of these days, the customer base will turn around, say "No. Fuck you...
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    Sony Announces Female Spider-Man Spin-Off

    So, Marvel gender-bend Thor and inside of 2 weeks Sony come in with this, I'm imagining with a "Ooh, ooh, look, we can do that, too!". I'm not ruling out that this might be worthwhile, but considering I've not seen anything of the current reboot that's interesting so far, I'm not expecting it to...
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    Jimquisition: EA & Ubisoft: A Cycle of Perpetration and Apology

    Jimquisition: now with dog. Glorious beast :D On topic, though... Ahm... My honest thinking? A snivelling apology now is nothing more than marketing to them, now. "Yeah, our old stuff was awful, we totally wouldn't do that again... By the way, have you pre-ordered our new bucket of turds &...
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    Kinect v2 Priced at $200 for Windows, Coming July 15

    Can't use the kinect to yell at your computer? Well, crap, that's the one use I'd want to use it for, if only to pretend like you're in a sci-fi film of "COMPUTER! Do this. I would, but I can't be arsed". As for doubling the price because they want PC nerds to develop apps for it rather than do...
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    Cliff Bleszinski Announces Return to Video Game Development

    So he's managed to get a jobs again. Good for Cliff, but we're good for men and guns, thanks.
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    Cash Grab Dungeon Keeper Was Wrong, Admits EA CEO

    Mmh, this is nought more than the actions of a publisher desperate to claw back PR. And Say, I wonder why they're expressing regret Now over the Dungeon Keeper fee-to-pay game? Could there be perhaps a new one to be announced soon? Or maybe they're thinking if they say "Oops, we didn't mean to...
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    Left 4 Dead: Arcade Edition's Four New Japanese Survivors Revealed

    H-uh, didn't know arcade machines were still a big thing in Japan. Still, the more you know, I guess. Still, I guess adding co-op light-guns to left 4 dead would be a sweet day to refresh the whole setup, if only for half an hour or so.
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    Solar Roadways Seeks $1M to Replace Streets with Solar Panels

    If this works out, I'll be happy to take this as a sign of "The future's here, guys. It might not be flying cars like in the Jetsons, but it's still pretty fricking sweet!"