Recent content by KosherGreenBean

My mom, sister, and I moved to a new (old) house a few days ago, and my sister used the shower before I did and told me that the perfect water temperature was between 12 and 2. Not realizing that she was talking it in relation to a clock, I sat there in the bathtub looking for the numbers 12 and...

I'm turning 21 in 2 days and getting married in a little less than 10 months to a guy I've been dating for 4 years. I've known that I've wanted to get married since I was a little, little girl. I come from a broken family, but just because my parents are going through a bit of an acrimonious...

I absolutely cannot stand the phrase "He/She/You're/I'm a grownass ________." Excuse me, you are a what? I believe you are trying to tell me that you are an adult that can take care of themselves, but the use of the word "grownass" is making me think otherwise.

My dad is continually sucked into his relationship with my on/off future stepmother, who is a 14 years younger than him. Ever since she came into my dad's life almost 4 years ago things have been fucked up. She tried to get in the middle of my parents divorce and tried to bar my sister and I...

My parents did let my sister and I sleep in during the summertime. So on most days during the summer from late elementary school up to the summer before my senior year of high school it wasn't uncommon for me to sleep until 12:30 or 1:00 in the afternoon. Now, I can't sleep in past 9:30 for some...

I AM -Female -Age 20 -Straight -Yes -No, I actually work very hard and was raised to do what I'm told -Not racist -Religious

My 1994 Chevrolet Corsica was given to me when I was 16 by my aunt. It was a piece of junk but it served me well and got me from point A to point B and occasionally point C. It broke down in the middle of the street when my fiance was driving it, and it turns out that the coolant tank had...

Chuck Palahniuk's "Choke"

I'm proud of the fact that right now I'm working my butt off to take on a career I love, and I'm proud of the fact that my mom is proud of me for it. I'm proud that I've been in a great relationship with an amazing guy for almost 3 1/2 years and I haven't fucked it up :-) And I just found a...

My best friend has been my best friend since we were 10. We're now 20 and still awesome. We're also almost total opposites. But I would not change a thing about her.

In my third year of college working on becoming a special education teacher.

The fact that we are almost the same. Plus he's pretty damn cute too.

I LOVE Lady Gaga. Here's how: I was driving down the street with my car windows down (no air conditioning) and Bad Romance came on the radio. I stopped at a stoplight and a guy in a truck pulled up next to me, blasting rap out of the window. He and I looked at each other and proceeded to engage...

I think that I am still very much the same...and yet no one seems to recognize me.

In my opinion, I'm a five, maybe 6 with makeup. Uhm...my mom works at an elementary school and all the 4th through 6th grade boys tell my mom that they think I'm hot and have a ghetto booty. I'm still trying to figure out if thats a compliment or not...