Recent content by KreacherOfbloodandRank

I dont know about Duke Himself, but the writers of this game have some pretty weird fetishes. Many of them involving Tentacles... ...Not that there's anything wrong with that ;-)

So Yahtzee... when ya doing Duke Nukem forever *trollface*

Sam Beckett (the Quantum leap guy) would totally win! He's had much more like experience than Marty (multiple life experiences in fact) and would therefore have much more experience in things like combat and the like.

It dosent matter how horrible or awesome this game is, its going to sell like jesus' memoirs. So when are you Reviewing Starcraft 2?

Yes, the standard Crime game formula: If it aint broke why fix it? So when are you reviewing Starcraft 2?

what you said makes sense, but its no better in other games. I mean hell, almost all of Team ninja's work does this. Even in their recent Metroid game, they just blatantly weakened Samus, made her wear her skintight jumpsuit more than she should, upped her cup size and made her have to ask her...

yeah, I never played the original. both games looked utterly bland and mediocre to me.\ So when are you reviewing Starcraft 2?

You know what my favorite Review was? Yahtzee's review of STARCRAFT 2! HAHA im just kidding, he didnt do it yet. so... seriously, when are you reviewing Starcraft 2?

yes, I have never liked Shia one bit. He always essentially plays the same character in all his movies: Panicked normal guy. The Panicked normal guy is always panicked about some larger than life scenario and is always stuttering and fast talking as he describes it. What a tool. ... so when...

Very funny review. I see this becoming the norm after the apocalypse happens lol. By the way, when are you going to review Starcraft 2?

Ive always had a soft spot in my gamer heart for DEFCON, despite the fact I suck immensely at it. Its just a beautiful game all the way through. The background music always gets me, the distant sound of a woman crying just evokes this haunting feeling.

I dont know if you already knew this, but there's already been a third-person Predator game. It was "Predator: Concrete Jungle". From what I hear, it was more of a GTA clone with the Predator killing Haitian drug-dealers in the years 2030.

Never ever EVER show Yatzee's ass in any way shape or form again please. Otherwise, good review. However, i would have to say that the User content was actually much better designed then the rest of the game. One of em even included a giant voyage through the see, which had to be too fun.

I changed the sections into more distinct headings to aliviate any frustration

[http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v440/JackRubyultima/?action=view&current=gears-of-war.jpg] Ladies and Gentlemen: The Jonas Brothers! Now that we have some perspective on it, let?s be Honest: Gears of War 1 was the ?worst Best game of all time?. Graphically, it was amazing, had awesome...