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    So the HTC Vive will cost $799 USD

    If the early adapters (i.e. suckers) don't make the primary sales worthwhile, this tech is going to sink like the Titanic. Again. I'm willing to bet that VR fails spectacularly in the gaming arena, while it will do well in other areas. Corporations are much better equipped financially to...
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    No Escape - Intense Racism

    Jesus, the filmmakers could have made the mobs all white, and people would have complained that there was no representation of other skin colors. In short, some peeps gotta complain about anything or they're not happy.
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    Poll: Skyrim: Empire or Stormcloaks?

    Imperialists must die. Stormcloaks FTW.
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    Batman: The Killing Joke Animated Film Adaptation Announced

    I'd love to see an uncensored interpretation in the film, but it will never happen given today's social climate. I think that's sad. It's too bad artists big-money studios are so adverse to taking risks these days due to the fear of being hounded into [strike/]irrelevancy[/S] bankruptcy.
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    Why Do So Many E3 Trailers Show So Little Gameplay?

    Why do we ask ourselves the same question every year after E3? It's a masturbation conference.
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    Poll: Rust or H1Z1?

    The Rust devs changed the system requirements halfway through EA development, so I'd say avoid it just based on that little bit of shadiness. And Garry is a class-A asshole who treats his customers with open disdain. Besides, the game gets pretty boring after a few hours. H1Z1? No idea, but...
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    Censorship! Vile, disgusting CENSORSHIP!

    How do you censor something that doesn't exist yet? This isn't censorship, it's simply a bunch of whiny manchildren having a fit.
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    EA Has No Intention Of Releasing Remastered Mass Effect For Current Gen.

    2015 is ultimately going to be known as the Year of HD Remakes, so why not throw yet another goddamn game into the mix? I'm all for remakes, but there is a time and a place for that stuff. The Mass Effect series isn't even a decade old yet -- it's still widely available on multiple platforms...
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    Valve finally announced their controller

    I think I might get one in the future after my 360 controllers finally break down (got three of 'em somehow, so that ain't happening anytime soon), but $50 for a new and untested consumer device? No thanks, I'll let the user reviews guide me later on. It sure would be nice to be able to play...
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    Poll: Open discussion on "rude" and other rules

    If you want a good idea of what "personal interpretation rules" can do to an internet community, please go take a look at the original Steam forum boards. Mods playing loose and fast with interpretation over there completely destroyed any trust the members of the community had in the system...
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    First Look at Hatred - Spoiler: It's not very good

    Holy crap. The snide, judgmental moral posturing on display in this thread is fascinatingly pitiful. We get it guys, anyone who might actually enjoy playing a game like Hatred is a "weirdo" or a potential psychopath. Qualified armchair psychiatry on display here, folks. If I were a shallower...
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    Legends of Tomorrow Unites DC Television Heroes In New Trailer

    That trailer was campy to the extreme. If everything else DC is trying is as cheesy as this, they don't stand a chance in the media fight with Marvel.
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    What is your Top 10 Games of all time?

    Arcanum Saints Row 2 (yeah, seriously) Borderlands 2 The Saboteur The Bard's Tale (the original, not the shitty remake) Civ IV No One Lives Forever 2 Deus Ex Fallout New Vegas Armored Core No particular order there. Special mention goes to Red Orchestra 2 for consistently being the...
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    DELETED

    Heinz has actually been making mustard for years, pretty much exclusively and in bulk for the food service industry. The stuff is about as appealing as it sounds ;) Their organic ketchup, however? Delicious. They should stick to making ketchup.
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    Should people lose access to a game because of how they act?

    Holy crap! Would you happen to know how long ago Valve implemented that policy? That's a bit scary. I'm generally all for developer discretion when it comes to matters of cheaters and abusive players, but Valve giving blanket permission to pubs and devs to permaban whomever they want is...