Recent content by kungfujoe

When he went to the GDC, that's great. When you get compared to a hand that shoots bees you're going to fucking lose

Ahh, Oblivion Glitches... I found myself trying to remember other games with funny glitches, but came up blank. Oblivion takes the cake on those. I know that it was pretty amusing. Occasionally you'd end up provoking an NPC to attack you some way or another, and you'd run back to a town...

All that stuff agayek said is both like nothing I've ever heard and completely plausible all at the same time I guess (since I played this originally when I was 8 and have again a few times since) I always just figured it was in fact Seph. I figured that he became a bit unhinged when he both...

Yeah, Snake was pro, he seemed like a regular guy in a shitty situation. But I've got to cross tracks to the (*gasp*) JRPGS. I have always considered Cloud Strife my favorite protagonist and Sephiroth my favorite antagonist in gaming, particularly because the lines blurred a bit. Cloud was...

It all seems to head back to Pen and Paper games for me. I like a game with a good story, especially (but not necessaraly - see FFVII) one that I can influence. What I LOVE though is an RPG that has about a million different stats, especially if they don't necessarily limit you from the...

As an American, I'm happy to tell you that A) about half of the population falls under the category 'liberal' B) They are, for the most part, sheep. People get shot, kid played doom, and these people go apeshit. As far as I can tell though, it's a few noisy people over here rather than a...

Wow...intense backlash. You guys need to change your tampons. WW games are fun. isn't that enough? Sure they really happened, but games were named that were also based on real events (Age of Empires, Rome:Total War). So we can start playing our WW games in about 1000 years without upsetting...

Ahh the Emulator. Sure, but not actually on my old consoles. Emulators and ROMS allow me to relive my old age. Also, I do not condone illegal use of ROMS and such

I can't be sure, but Sim Cocktail waitress might suck, or it could turn out to be really really fun.

Well, I've found that the dumbest idea for a game would have to be one about being a plumber where you jump on turtles and other various creatures, and take shrooms to get you through the day. Also, the point of JFK reloaded (which I have played) is that it's way hard. Also, Lee Harvey Oswald...

As a future programmer, preferably in the gaming market, I can appreciate what you are saying. However... However I don't necessarally agree with you completely. I pretty solidly believe that PC gaming will always be a force. One thing that PC's have on gaming, the keyboard. Oh, sure, some...

Thanks for the review. Anti-thanks for the editing. And a battlefield game that's not on the shelves? Sure. Oh, no, I don't doubt you that it sounds good. I just have faith that EA will pump every little monopolized dollar they have into making copies of this game to sell.

Yes, really. But you should totally check out that regedit thing. I just went in there and started messing around with the values. I just finished playing Crysis on full stats on my Pentium II 450, with an ATI Radeon 7200, 32Mb of video memory. And I think I have 64 MB of ram. Oh, and I'm...

A good villian, quite simply cannot be too evil. At least in the beginning. How many people would follow me if I simply walked outside and began killing everything that moved? How far would I get? Not very. Point being, a villain needs followers. Hitler is a good example. He was, in...

God guys, some of you are giving me a coronary. HALO??!?!? What, like we haven't had enough of Space Marines flying into space and killing everything in sight? Ever seen Starship Troopers, or heard of Warhammer 40K? *sigh*, I guess there's no account for taste. And nobody's mentioned...