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    Poll: Are you tired of How I Met Your Mother?

    The only thing good there was the setting and the two scientists. and Portia de Rossi but not her character.
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    RPG games to fill my Dragon Age Origins needs.

    go oldschool with Morrowind
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    Most Surprisingly Good/Bad Game?

    When I got Way of the Samurai 3, I had never played a WotS game, but I quickly realized everyone should. It pays to have as a reference point when looking at choice-heavy games like Fabe and everything by Bioware. WotS has a renegade trigger that's always available: it draws your sword. Your...
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    Things you WISH you could brag about, but you know no one cares about.

    That might just be because pick-up lines in general rarely work. "I've got a rice cooker; how about we turn it on and find something to do for roughly half an hour."
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    I'll just kill Alduin n-

    Also, you might want to let dragons fly around since it lets your voice and majicka recharge since their dps is much lower when they're doing flyby's. Normally, I look into games enough to know what I'm getting into, so the only time I don't finish a game is when it wasn't that much of an...
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    If only I had done that earlier.

    My latest was in Skyrim when I decided to test just how weak Lydia was. Lydia at max level in legendary Daedric armor versus an ebony mace I found lying around some Draugr. How many light hits did it take to take her down? One. There was also GTA4 when I realized I could stop playing GTA4. That...
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    Where would you build your evil fortress?

    Let's see. I'm evil in the sense that I don't give a shit about humans. I do, however care about Earth because I take care of my property, so I'll have a bunch of machines in the sky maintaining the optimum temperature and air quality. I'd set myself up underwater with a series of bases to...
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    The Afterlife has to Suck

    One of the stipulations of the afterlife is normally an ascension, so presumably it's not boring because we're above boredom. Maybe that same uplifting also solves the problem for famous people who're pretty much sentenced to an eternity of unknown drones pestering them for face-time. Also, the...
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    ME3 Ending: What did you WANT it to be and WHY? (Expect Spoilers)

    I figured the reapers should try to make Shepard into a reaper and after seeing their side, Shepard could choose whether to join up with them, reject the whole offer or take the reaper power and use it against the reapers. (sorry if this actually is what happened, I assume Bioware wouldn't use...
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    LoadingReadyRun: Jonny Two

    I think Jonny is getting to the point of diminishing returns. this wasn't as funny as J1; it dragged in the immediately part. I did like the light up sunglasses for when it all like bright out so you need some shades, but then the shades make it too dark so you need like a flashlight or...
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    Pick Your Path: Skyrim

    Sloths FTW
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    A Mass Effect 3 thread with some good news.

    So having both Miranda and Jack remain loyal was an "easter egg?" Then again, Miranda was just straight up wrong there.
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    Assassin's Creed III Declares Independence from England

    Still, I can't help but think Desmond, unlikeable tool he his, should get off his lazy ass and deal with the current apocalypse scenario. I'm sure after Brotherhood he was plenty crazy to think he's Altaïr. I'm not sure how the assassins can justify this much of a budget so one person can know...
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    Poll: What would you have done in his position *Harry Potter ending spoilers*

    First off, the question is flawed because I would know more than five spells (I can understand not wanting to study, but when the results are effing magic, I think it's worth hitting the books.) But I do like that they changed it from the books. Harry seemed arrogant assuming he could go his...
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    Poll: Should every game have difficulty setting?

    the portal gun should have inexplicably started using ammo for the second game