Recent content by Landis963

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    BioShock Infinite: Burial at Sea Review

    Because the review is telling you not to read it until you've finished the vanilla game, not the DLC.
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    Unskippable: Dark

    Geez, that was terribad. Not only is Geralt playing "amnesiac antihero #637", the subtitles have typos in them, both "Rose" and "Tom" feel like they've recorded their lines on different planets to "Eric," and it's so incredibly obvious that "Rose" is playing Eric like a ten-cent kazoo. I'm...
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    What was the last movie you watched, and did you enjoy it?

    Pacific Rim. And boy howdy was it fun.
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    Poll: What Class Are You? Warrior, Mage, or Rogue?

    I prefer the spellblade, myself. Speed above tankiness (You can't hit what you can't catch, after all), and concealment spells don't hurt.
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    Shut up Zerg! A minor complaint about Heart of the Swarm.

    I read somewhere that Izsha was an infested terran medic that Kerrigan brought in sometime during Brood War. Thus, she has vocal cords, and thus she can talk. It's a bit sad that she's essentially the Zerg adjutant, but there you are.
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    Poll: So, Citadel DLC... what did you think?

    I liked it quite a bit, despite (or perhaps because of) the camp, the mannerisms of the big bad clone (seriously, the only thing s/he was missing was an evil moustache), and the OTT-ness of some of the scenes. However, I came to the conclusion that the best way to handle the DLC is to get...
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    Dreamfall Chapters Takes a Turn for the Cyberpunk

    I'm just glad that *SPOILERS* Zoe wakes up. *END SPOILERS*
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    Alphabetically or Chronologically?

    Any physical games I have (Wii titles only, my parents won't let me get any other consoles) are alphabetical by moniker, i.e. SSBB (under B for "Brawl") is the very first game on the shelf in that setup. Well, besides the lame Bionicle Heroes port, but we don't talk about that one.
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    Journey Review

    Why is this PS3 exclusive? Why, Why, Why? T_T
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    Warp Drives Make Better Guns Than Engines

    If only eezo-induced FTL didn't phase through objects enroute.
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    Warp Drives Make Better Guns Than Engines

    If only eezo-induced FTL didn't phase through objects enroute. EDIT: Double post ARRRRGGGGGHHHH! >:(
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    Warp Drives Make Better Guns Than Engines

    Easily fixed planet-side. Simply pass a law stating that incoming spaceship vectors can't intersect the destination while in FTL, and treat any breaches of this law as an act of war. (except when meeting with spacefaring species who have not thought of this, or know how to counteract it with...
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    Fans Tear New Mass Effect Book to Shreds

    However, the worst part isn't just the mistakes: If you read the doc in question, it outlines an egregious downturn in character quality: "Gillian's visit to Afterlife - Afterlife is the most popular bar on Omega and people wait hours to get in (Retribution, Mass Effect 2). In Deception...
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    Minecraft Review

    "Justin Clouse wonders what that hissing noise is." Millions of annoyed readers at seeing yet another 4.5 score coupled with a review that doesn't list any obvious faults.
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    Zero Punctuation: The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword

    No fair complaining how Zelda games are all the same, and then expressing extreme shock that a recurring boss, get this, DOES NOT CARE ABOUT THE DUNGEON ITEM, then going on to imply that its worse for not sticking to the formula. Please try to stay consistent in a review in future. Also, your...