Recent content by LaSelaMelvins

Remember the robot that couldn't walk up stairs without falling on his shiny, metal ass? Yyyyeeeeahhh, he's got a few upgrades since then. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skXYr8BzjpM

Hey, what the fuck!!!!!!!!!! Get that down, or put up MY icon!!

^ Certainly Rainbows Are Free and Pentagram have to be the other of the few.

Haven't really watched MTV since 2005, when Gorillaz released Demon Days and MTV played the fuck out of Feel Good Inc and DARE. Noodle was fuckin' hot, man. I mean I'm sure I glanced at it since then, but if I want a dose of pop culture, there's FUSE and AXS for that. I feel that the more I...

The doom-metal maestros are back! http://thequietus.com/articles/14305-electric-wizard-new-album-interview http://www.metalinsider.net/label-moves/electric-wizard-complete-new-album-sign-with-spinefarm-records Frontman Jus Obern offered the following comment: "Our master plan is this...

Actually, Sonic the Hedgehog has this reputation. Sonic 06 is shit, but it is so infamous that the reality no longer matches the myth. Same with Unleashed.

Perfect Dark Zero. It's utter bullshit to the eighth power compared to Perfect Dark, and a review that got me kicked off a site proved it, but it's not the singularity of suck so, so many say it is. Now I'd like someone to delete my comment. I need to strangle myself and burn all copy of this...

Ah, so EA is merely anti-consumer? By the way "evil" was more or less meant to be metaphorical. Besides being what a sizable portion of gamers describe them, that is. Nevertheless, this video remains the finest example of all things I could've read about EA...

Another controversial topic the internet proles and burzhui seem to be obsessed with is one that I'm finding eerily familiar to one that occured in the music industry not too long ago. You see, to those people not alive or capable of storing abstract memories at the time, there was the age of...

The even more pathetic truth is that videogames, heavy metal, gangsta rap, violent cartoons and shows are blamed, yet mental health funding is cut. When historians look back, they'll find ample reasons why people purged the rich, specifically the governing kind, with wholesome unapologetic...

Everyone here says they are not evil but instead acerbically greedy, so either everyone here is wrong or the Internet is drunk. I'm inclined to believe the latter. I've also seen much talk of Activision and Capcom being rivals to EA in terms of sheer nutbusting incompetence, in some form or...

What will it be like 15 years from now? http://www.futuretimeline.net/21stcentury/2039.htm http://www.futuretimeline.net/21stcentury/2040-2049.htm

Yes, looking at EA's stock returns, I'm noticing that there does seem to be some naddling bits of desperation to gain money, and yet they seem to prefer "ignore the fattened cow, get the sheep!" by releasing hashed game after hashed game with experimentally, poorly received "money-making...

Howdy. I run into EA hate threads every single day nowadays, and, while I have this tingling regret that I'll soon be smeared with my own malappropriate schizotypal wordings, I remember that they released immensely satisfying games for years ago. One of my favorite yet remains the original two...