Recent content by laserpants

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    Jimquisition: Monster Boobs And Plastic Children

    allow me to summarize Jimmy's rage over boobs so we can stop having side-track arguements: Jimmy wants more female characters in games that looks like skinny 9 years old boys instead of sexy women, because Jimmy can only get a "hard-on" when he is looking at 9 years old boys.
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    Helpful Old Lady Ruins 200-Year-Old Portrait

    ya, old women can do things that makes as much sense as 1+1=7. Like that cat lady that lives next door to me that would sleep on the porch because the cats became too messy for her.
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    Diablo III Is Broken

    > Diablo III Is Broken so the Escapist finally crosses the finish line, welcome to 3 months ago to the so called "news" that finally reached you guys. I will predict that the next piece of "news" that will reach you is that "there are a lot of illegal farming bots in diablo 3 as well", but that...
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    Can Americans Make Anime?

    >Can Americans Make Anime? I am sorry if this sounded racist, but that is like asking the question can a pair of white europian couple give birth to an brown Indian baby? Let me give you a hint: the word starts with the letter "N" and there are only two letters in the word, and the word ends...
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    Ride Out the Apocalypse in the World's First Zombie-Proof House

    I think it would make more sense if the owner of that house blow his money on a super high-tec underground bunker instead.
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    Good job Cosmic Break

    I think we should give Cosmic Break a thumbs up for being able to continue to service even after their office that is in Japan that had been destroy. If you are a fan, like myself, do show them support take part in the event that they put on before the earthquake and still going on right now...
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    Cosmic Break: the greatest black horse in the history of gaming.

    I didn't want to start a new thread since it's on the same topic. I think we should give CB a thumbs up for being able to continue to service even after their office that is in Japan that had been destroy. If you are a fan, do show them support take part in the event that they put on before the...
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    Cosmic Break: the greatest black horse in the history of gaming.

    Cosmic break is nothing like Mechwarrior, it's a lot more faster pace and battles are very epic.
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    Anonymous Hacks Westboro Baptist Church on Live Talk Show

    I want to slap that woman with the back of my hand over and over again
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    Cosmic Break: the greatest black horse in the history of gaming.

    2 weeks ago, I wasn't sure what I was getting into when my friends told me to play Cosmic Break with them. Yet, now I know. Cosmic Break is as awesome as it can get. Mechas, moe girls, chibi... You name it, it most likely has it. It's a free 3rd person MMO that allows you to be as creative as...
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    4Chan Helped FBI Prevent A School Shooting ... No, Really

    I got news for you buddy, you basically said "I don't like you" to over 50% of the members of escapist.
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    Trailers: Crysis 2 Progression Trailer

    2 skills you will need: 1) sniping, 2) cloak back stab. If you don't know what I meant, think of Hat Fortress 2, think about what will happen when you give the spy a rifle.
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    The Big Picture: Conspiracy Weary

    This video is a "yes" and ends with a "but", or a "true" and ends with a "yet". You have to understand that not everything is a conspiracy but there are times when things do happen because it was a calculated nutshell. I do believe that Obama is someone from the terrist groups, however he does...
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    Overview: Lego Universe

    I said this when they first annouced this and I will say it again; this shit will not fly. Also, no, minecraft and this game is 2 completely different thing even when they are on the theme of building stuff. Minecraft is a sandbox builder while this game you have to build your own sandbox...
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    Trailers: Total War: Shogun 2 Battle Report

    This game looks good, I will say that much. However, it does seems like the developers tried to put too much on their bowl at once.