Recent content by LG Jargon

Dear Escapist, Thank you. Truly yours, LG Jargon ...A little more? Alright... You guys need to stop bleeding contributors. I don't know why MovieBob is gone, but he was one of your main content creators and pillars of your regular viewership. I've thoroughly enjoyed both his Big...

Getting older, day by day. That scares the living shit out of me. ...I need a hug. ;.; I'm sorry about this. I hope you're able to break through to her and talk with her; it sounds like she could really use your help. I know it must be tough; the feeling of utter hopelessness and...

....Well, don't I feel like a wasteful p.o.s., especially after reading how damn near everyone in this thread spent very little compared to me. :/ What did I spend, you ask? Hundreds and hundreds of U.S. dollars--but mostly on other people! Aren't I nice? ^.^ I resolved to try and buy each...

Panel 1: "...Whoa...Who let an alien hunkster in here, huh?" Panel 2: "Hey, look! It's Shrek!" Panel 3: "Yeah, that's a completely rational response. Redo!" On a related note, I'm playing the original Mount & Blade and I accidentally made my guy look a little too much like Kevin...

....Th...That was a joke...right? Like...did you just seriously draw a line connecting Borderlands with 'gritty realism'? The silly-as-fuck shooting game with a shotgun that shouts like the Australian equivalent of deep South, redneck white trash? OT: My vote's for Transistor, though truth be...

Hah! Well done, Jimothy! Loved the tongue-in-cheek references you made to the recent events in Ferguson, Missouri....which was the whole episode, so...well, I loved the whole episode! :) Can't wait for the next MDF; see you on Monday, Jim.

Oh, GOD, that was too good! I can't breathe! XD Thank you for that; I needed a good laugh. OT: Gawd...DAMN, you hated the fuck out of this movie....Good, good; let the hate flow through you, my son. >:D In all seriousness, were we really expecting anything different? It's just more schlock...

....That's not...entirely true. A few weeks or months ago, I heard of a new invention coming out called a "smart gun". Basically, it's a gun with an electronic lock or some-such on it that can't be operated by anyone except for a person wearing an electronic bracelet. I think it was covered by...

Great win, Jim. If there's anything I've learned from Dark Souls, it's that it doesn't matter if it's cheesing or not, as long as you're winning. :) Also, a suggestion for a game challenge: Just Cause 2. Race from the southern-most tip of Panau to the northern-most tip of Panau, by any means...

...That statement is so beautiful and full of win, I want to print it out and marry it. Thank you for brightening my day. :) OT: A severed hand floating in outer space? What is this, Dead Space? Or is Space Oprah just giving out severed hands for no reason? "YOU get a severed hand, and YOU...

Okay...In order... 1. Chicken Hearts - Sounds horrifying, yet looks like tiny weinies you eat as hors d'oeuvres at dinner parties; would try. 2. Beef Tongue - Sounds gross, looks like regular steak. On the fence. 3. Liver - Sounds gross, looks interesting. Might try with crackers, if I ever...

*snf snf* I care about Delaware. T.T *goes to a corner and cries, drawing circles in the floor with his finger* W-We matter...W-We're better than fuckin' New Jersey...And we're n-not even in the South, technically... OT: No idea. I like California, to an extent. All my fellow dirty hippie...

I am an MLP fan and have never referred to myself or other MLP fans as "horse fuckers". Ever. In fact, I usually hear that from those who either hate MLP or don't understand why others like MLP: FiM. I usually hear "brony" or "pegasister", though I've heard less of "pegasister" as time goes on...

...Is anyone else starting to miss the WB Animated Series? Or the JLA/JLU cartoons? OT: These Photoshops are fantastic; I really hope this becomes a huge meme. Thanks, Ross. :)

Dammit...now, I'm sad. :( Still, at 89, he lived a good long life; I doubt we'll never know how much longer he could've lived had he survived his latest fight with cancer, but at least he touched a lot of lives with the time he had. Rest in Peace, Mr. Hastings.