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    What Ethnic Group Will Replace Nazis?

    1) All Humans - An humanitarian intervention of the pro - bacteria coalition of sentient mono-cellular aliens from the whole Milky Way Galaxy against genocide caused by the usage of disinfection chemicals. 2) Reality Television - mutated TV sets raise up against oppression and start killing...
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    Harrison Ford Apparently Jonesing to Kill Indy

    for movie = 1,n do quality = quality - 1000 money = money*2 revenues = money - quality Lucas == revenues end
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    Max Payne 3 is Delayed. Again.

    The developers got stuck in bullet time. "weee muusssttt fiiiiiniiiissshhh thiiiissss gaaaaaaaaaameeeeee" *explosion*
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    Timothy Plan Updates "Do Not Buy List" of Videogames for the Holiday Season

    Ah the good old moral crusade. Fighting moral deviance with spreadsheets. Next time I hope, at least they make a pie chart because its common knowledge that no demon can stand the majestic holiness of pie charts sprinkling holy water over the evil infested monitors. That's why We need a...
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    Metroid Creator: Next Nintendo Console Will "Leave Mouths Open"

    Leave mouths open? Maybe it will look something like this :P
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    PAX 2010: Hands On Duke Nukem Forever

    "After 12 fucking years, it should be." If it is a generic brown shooter then no.
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    GoldenEye 007 Designer Says Remake Motivated By Money

    It's called lack of ideas. It shows stagnation in the creativity department. Which often means a golden plated tu*d incoming at the end of the third fiscal quarter. It's like writing for a news aggregation site. Recycling other's people's news :P
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    U.S. Military Bans Medal of Honor From On-Base Stores

    To add this i totally agree with anyone who said that this is going to be free publicity for EA. They are crossing fingers for more controversy around the press and enraged Jack Thompsons. Maybe even some Fox news :P
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    U.S. Military Bans Medal of Honor From On-Base Stores

    They'll say: It's a movie and not reality. If they can't distinguished it then they have probably became senile.
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    U.S. Military Bans Medal of Honor From On-Base Stores

    That is a generic argument against violence in video games. Portraying violence can affect traumatized victims or family members.
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    U.S. Military Bans Medal of Honor From On-Base Stores

    Is there any part of human existence that isn't, at some point, misused by morons ? That argument is invalid.
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    U.S. Military Bans Medal of Honor From On-Base Stores

    Real respect for soldiers is not sending them in useless wars without a clear goal and strategy. What Video games to be played or not should come last on the what to do list, after the question of what color of toilet paper is more effective for boosting morale.
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    261: Zero Punctuation: Achieving the Cross-media Transformation of Ludological Hermeneutics

    Gibberish ad infinitum and ad nauseam. Reminds me of the Brontosaurus theory by Anne Elk.
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    Mafia II Accused of Racism, Take-Two Responds

    If there is any depth to the story, then people will accept it not as a tiresome perpetuation of the same old bullsh*t, but as a story placed in context of history and culture. Of course, some Looney Tunes will usually run amok trying to collect some attention/money for his call/business crying...
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    Game Dogs: Season 2 Promo

    Gamedogs :P