Recent content by LiteraryLitany

Belia was caught wasting time when her first target sprouted two friends. She danced with them, using their zeal to end the battle quickly to draw it out. The tips of their spears were too eager for her heart, and she soon had two of them disarmed of them and down to their swords. All she needed...

Belia stepped from the earth in a lick of flame, golden hair billowing black from soot and midnight wings stretching wide as she took her first breath of mortal air in years. She swung her flaming blade in a lazy arc as she took in her surroundings. It was her only constant companion, from the...

Alice groaned awake, her head throbbing more from the noise of everyone else waking up than anything else. She didn't have too bad of hangovers, usually, or there'd be no reason left for her to drink at all. When she heard about a fifteen minute mark she popped right out of bed though. She had a...

Zala followed the woman, Saint she corrected herself, although what that truly meant in this case was yet to be revealed. There was no hesitation in following her. She had committed herself to the path of this mystery of their existence, and she was going to follow it through, regardless of the...

Alice set her things by a cot, then slid over and snatched up a beer with a sinking feeling. Here in her hand was the reason she'd been so forcibly kicked out of her last assignment and career: she was a very cheap drunk. Not only that but a cheap, handsy drunk who couldn't keep her mouth shut...

EDIT: ignore

Zala watched the woman with that mixture of confusion and anticipation, disappointed that she didn't appear to speak, until she remembered that not all of their kind were as diligent with language as she. Perhaps the woman was merely so old she no longer bothered to learn the vernacular. That...

Alice took Jack's proffered hand and shook it, her grip friendly. "Alice Porter. Nice to meet you, Jack." It'd be a relief to get to know her comrades this time, and making friends wasn't just going to get her in trouble for once, she hoped. The "base" she smiled at too, taking stock of what...

Alice smiled at the insinuation that her american accent was too good, clearly a bit smug about it. "Linguistics expert, it's my job to sound like whoever I need to be." She twirled the gun. "Not that they didn't teach me a thing or two besides that." 'They' being the SIS, or MI6 as it was more...

Alice shrugged. "We just have to make what we have count. Keep in mind we have the advantage of insurgency tactics." She switched to an American southern drawl. "How're they s'pposed to peg us as hostiles 'less'un we shoot them in the back? Then it's a bit late." She turned to Robin and Emerson...

Alice slipped up by the fellow recruit questioning her new superior officers about their weaponry. She pulled a 9mm semiautomatic handgun from the back of her jeans and flicked the safety off for effect. "My experience with resistance movements is you get whatever you have on you to fight with...

I would point out I'm a vegetarian zombie.

I would offer caffeine or sleepy tea, depending on which you want.

I would offer to endorse the product for free anti ninja cream.

NINJA'D AGAIN! EDIT: *gives fire extinguisher*