Recent content by Lord Beautiful

Want. Want. Wantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwant. Want. Now.

I can hear the screaming of the Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden save points.

What's that? You hate Vergil's hair? That's all I see fans complain about. They never say anything about the gameplay or the story; it's always the hair. He has a different hairstyle. Get over it. [deathglare at you fuckers who championed this strawman bullshit since day one (not...

You know? I like this. I like this because it encourages me all the more to fire up Devil May Cry 3 and own the shit out of demons with real Vergil. I'm not even pissed. It's just more silliness.

"I'm not racist, but this salad is delicious." OP: Politics for me as well. It never can be a civil discussion on preferred policies without some sort of debate happening, can it?

The one man who took an otherwise shitty movie and made it watchable. Goddamnit, I love this guy.

I don't have anything to say on the matter that I haven't already said, but a couple of things catch my eye. Do you realize how much I want to scream right now? Not in pain or anger, mind you, but not necessarily in joy. I want to scream in a "it's about goddamn time" sort of way. It's...

Haven't downloaded it, myself. Between having a bit of a vendetta against Capcom and not liking Okami quite that much, it just won't happen. Still, it was a very well made game. I definitely see why there is so much love for it, because the game does seriously deserve it. If the remaster...

Pass me a tissue, 'cuz I just came. It's like if in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2, instead of grabbing the sausages and yelling, "Combat cold-cuts!" Michelangelo grabbed a stick and yelled, "I'm gonna hit the shit out of you, you fucking cunts!" ARGH.

If they're so big that they lose the sort of teardrop-shape of a proper perky breast once chest support goes away, they're too big.

Fuck that. The booth babes absolutely must stay. However, I also demand stand studs. I want my conventions to smell thickly of both high quality estrogen and testosterone. Conventions as is smell entirely too thickly of the wrong kinds of dude nectar. Let's make them smell like the right...

So I wasn't alone in looking down on the cinematography in The Avengers. That's encouraging.

I don't even know anymore.

I think "Mortal Kombat" is implied here, not Forward. And on that note, coincidentally enough with Fappy's original post, his move more resembles Ryu's down+Fierce more than a Shoryuken. I know it's not quite as flashy, but fucker gets the job done. As for the video, I for one thought it...