Recent content by Lord Of Cyberia

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    If YOU were an RTS army...

    Infantry: Infiltrators who masquerade as enemy soldiers, then cause hell behind enemy lines with sabotage and assassination. Vehicles: Expendable, high tech drones which roam around and shoot anything that comes into their area of operation. Aircraft: High tech stealth drones which zoom...
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    Is this racist, does my teacher have a right to punish me for this?

    This is probably total bullshit. Tell your parents or a counselor. Go through the proper channels. Otherwise, you WILL get fucked over if you try and take things into your own hands. Just talk to an authority figure or try and talk things out with your teacher. Or your parents. Or a counselor...
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    Battleship

    I'd call my ship the "Just A Sensor Glitch, Cancel Battlestations". Or possibly the "Incredibly Easy, Just Like Your Mother". Either way, it has a small chance of assisting me in battle.
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    The last movie you saw combines with the last game you played and the last book you read.

    Oblivion + Titanticus + Ponyo = ...The most sanity destroying anime since End of Evangelion
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    You are killed by the last weapon you used in the last game you played.

    Aw shit, I last used Algol's stupid overpowered energy bea-
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    Warhammer 40K; or Space Marines Overflow

    There is a whole SERIES of Firewarrior novels. And plenty of Ork comic series. But yeah. Tons of Humie stuff.
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    Under what circumstances would you become a Mercenary?

    As soon as they invent Powered Armor? I'll be right there....
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    Zombie apocalypse superpower of choice?

    Renegade Shepard's powers of persuasion. "BRAAAAAAAAAINS." "Shut up." "*suicide*" Yeah, that would be great
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    Characters you hate with an unbridled, illogical passion

    ASHLEY. HATE. HATE HER SO MUCH. At first I thought it was illogical. Then I learned she was a bigoted *****. HATE.
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    The protagonist of the last game you played wants too have sex with you.

    Hmmm... I played a bunch of RTS games. So an invisible intangible omniscient being with a massive army wants to have sex with me. Great. Also, I just had a thought. Anyone here played Eversion? Because I just got that mental image and OH GOD IT'S HORRIBLE.
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    USA health system... umm... what the hell?!

    It's because our political system and culture have been royally fucked over over a period of 200 years, and now we can't agree with anyone on anything, and are starting to crack up at the seams as a nation while the whole damn country slides into the abyss. HAPPY?
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    If you could be any mythological creature. What would you be?

    Typhon, Monster Lord of the Storms! I'd have fourteen heads, and EYE LASERS. I'd be able to fight off all the gods but ZEUS.
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    Poll: Is there any hope Dragon Age?

    As long as they, y'know, ACTUALLY BALANCE THE NEXT ONE, I'll probably be okay. I still have nightmares about rogues having more health than Fighters, and dealing hundreds of times more damage than mages. *shudder*
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    What is the "Strategy" in Real Time Strategy Games?

    My strategy is always Tech up to the max, build a large wall, and bomb my opponent into dust with artillery. It's the only one I ever use.
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    Anyone outside the US that bothered about Captain America?

    I think of Captain America, like I think of the 2nd Amendment. It's good that he's there, and he's part of the culture, but I'm not really that bothered about him. Also, if anyone attacks him, I will defend him to the death with a broken chairleg, but I'm like that about everything.