Recent content by lordofpowies

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    Zero Punctuation: Homefront The Revolution

    "Other than the deadbeat nationwide slum presented to us here." I thought this game's version of America was supposed to be DIFFERENT to real life lmao
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    Chaos Forces in Total War: Warhammer are a Pre-Order Bonus

    Well I was excited for this game... Oh well. One day publishers will learn why piracy exists.
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    Zelda: Tri Force Heroes Will Have Region-Locked Online Play

    One day Nintendo will learn. One day they will pack this shit in. But today is sadly not that day...
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    Fallout 4 PC System Requirements Announced

    Well my specs are way above the minimum, but way below the recommended. Guess I'll find out...
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    Zero Punctuation: Monster Hunter Tri

    Anyone who thinks this was a worthwhile review that fully covers everything this game has to offer needs to actually play the game for longer than the maybe thirty-five minutes Yahtzee put in.
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    Google Planning New Ad-Free YouTube Subscription Service

    Of course, adblock still exists, so... Good try, though.
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    Zero Punctuation: Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare - G.I. Joe Villain Kevin Spacey

    Yahtzee's dogged refusal to review the multiplayer really helps his opinion on the game stay relevant and meaningful. (Sarcasm)
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    Rumor: Sorry Folks, There Will be no DirectX 12 Support For Windows 7 - Update

    You fucking people. You're not allowed to discontinue support for a product until the newer product is no longer a flaming pile of shit.
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    Zero Punctuation: Sunset Overdrive - Trying Too Hard?

    "If you're so concerned with looking cool and dignified you can't put in the effort to meet something halfway, then maybe you're the one with the problem, mate." My god Yahtzee, when did you become so unbelievably hypocritical?
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    Zero Punctuation: Hyrule Warriors - Nintendo Holding Pattern?

    Yahtzee, I love you, you're extremely intelligent and really funny, but every time you review a Nintendo product, you make sure to insult me personally.
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    Sacred 3: If Someone Asks If You Are a God, You Say Yes!

    There was a series of books that I utterly cannot remember the name or author of, and the premise was that there were parallel universes you could jump to by means of some ancient ritual, and whenever you were in a universe other than your own, you were imbued with this power called "charisma"...
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    EA: We Never Want to Be Named Worst U.S. Company Again

    Wow, is this for real? It is baffling, not to mention pretty insulting, how EA (and most big companies, for that matter) think that they will eventually alter the truth if they say enough blatant falsehoods.
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    EA: "If The Sims 4 Isn't Successful, There Won't be a Sims 5"

    At last! Come on you guys, this is our chance! All you have to do is not buy this game and we can finally be rid of this garbage! If only more publishers would put the decision of ending their worthless franchises of terrible games for stupid people in the hands of their consumers!
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    Bosses that you JUST. CAN'T. BEAT.

    Probably a cliche answer at this point, but Omega Pirate in Metroid Prime is seriously annoying. The difficulty jump from the whole game before, up to that boss fight, is just nuts. The wii version might be better, but I know that the gamecube controls are so incredibly not designed to be...
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    Has a movie ever uncovered a fear you didn't know you had?

    Ever seen Watership Down? FUCK. THAT. I will forever be unnerved by rabbits for the rest of my life because of that fucking movie. They showed it at my daycare when I was really young, and I still haven't forgotten that one scene.