Recent content by Lucas Auraelius

As long as Slender: The Arrival mentions vlogs in the mythos like Marble Hornets, Strange Aeons, or Tribe Twelve, its okay by me.

People should remember that there has been an entire mythos surrounding the Slender Man for a few years now. If you want to get started, a few good series on YouTube are Marble Hornets, Strange Aeons, Tribe Twelve, and EverymanHYBRID.

I love that first point, that porn (in general, apparently) objectifies women. Pretty sure all my gay porn is exempt from all that.

Definitely don't fall for it, because it's nearly impossible to calculate true flight to Nigeria without using special addition.

Okay, that made me giggle. Until I realized that doing such a thing would then require one to find the partial-partial differential of the Bernoulli sequence created by dividing the length of the monitor by Phi. Afterwards, to balance the equation, you would have to differentiate again by the...

I loved that show so much (and still do). It was the special kind of show that could be batshit insane but also be funny and appealing (unlike recent CN horseshit like Problem Solverz).

Last movie I saw was Paranormal Activity, last book I read was House of Leaves and the last game I played was Halo Reach. ... So basically, Event Horizon.

I don't have the game, but I like to play evil characters, so Horde.

I'm either 1/2 to 1/4 Irish. It's hard to tell, given my Swedish side has taken control of my looks.

I swear, if I find my copy of Meteos curbstomping my DVDs of The Wire again, I am going to leave it on the side of the road.

Not in the slightest. I've invested more time in my Black Version this long after its release than I have in any other Pokemon game, and I've played one from every generation.

Give me a year and I'll have stopped, then continued playing my Black Version three times over. I want to fill my Pokedex at least once (I've played a game from each generation and have never done it), so Gen. V might be it.

If He did come back to Earth, people would probably think that it's the second coming, where he comes back to make a New Heaven and New Earth. People would give Him any position of power He wants ("And when the chief Shepherd shall appear, ye shall receive a crown of glory that fadeth not away."...

I have to agree with what these guys are doing. If every other race and gender can get a scholarship, why not white men?

This just keeps getting funnier.