Recent content by Lucifron

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    Foreign Music that ROCKS

    Firstly, the premise of this topic is absurd. We are on the bloody internet. The most famous contributor to this site is Australian. One of the most popular groups of people are Canadian. A great wad of the user base is anything but American. Shape up or ship out. Secondly: Except that...
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    The last weapon you used shall now be used to perform your colonoscopy

    Magnum 44 Handgun. Shiieeet. Edit: That was RL. Game weapon would be Morte from Planescape: Torment. The horror... THE HORROR!!!
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    Teen Arrested for Home-Made "Hot or Not" List on Facebook

    Yes, sort of. Does this mean we're getting a new facebook? How can you be so upset over this? Jail time? For that? Saying that this nonsensical list will follow these fifty women for "the rest of their digital lives" is an absolutely insane claim to make. This is 2011, the year where you...
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    Adoptive Parents Call Portal 2 Jokes Offensive to Orphans

    Rofl. It's not weird that the guy got his knickers in a twist over it, but going to the media? Grow up.
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    If you could change one event in history, just to see what happens

    I would make it so that the Abrahamic religions never came into existence. It would be completely bonkers.
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    Gay characters in children's cartoons

    I have absolutely nothing against gays, and it is my firm belief that everyone's personal relationships is the business of nobody else, but this is complete nonsense. Being homosexual means that you are only attracted to individuals of your own species and gender. For obvious reasons, these...
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    So I found out I'm on my schools "Shooting Watch List"

    That is a paraphrased quote of Benjamin Franklin. Also, +15 internets for Carlin.
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    So I found out I'm on my schools "Shooting Watch List"

    Yes. Alert the media, act all offended and sad and stuff, sit back, and enjoy the ensuing lulz.
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    Sick grandad becomes first person in Britain to die on national television

    Except that he did want that. This is freedom of speech. I laud BBC for their efforts. Nobody is forced to see this, and there are an infinite amount of programs on television unsuitable for children. I'm certain that it will be illuminating when I watch it tomorrow. Given the above and...
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    Keanu Reeves Negotiating for Lead Role in Akira

    Akira and Cowboy Bebop... Just kill me now.
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    Poll: My friend has shocked and appalled me. Now I feel numb...

    Destroy his life and reputation.
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    Trailers: Dungeon Siege III: Co-Op

    Oh look, it's Diablo III's mongoloid little brother.
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    Black Thor Actor Talks About Racist Comic Book Fans

    I think it was a weird decision to cast Heimdall as black, because he decidedly was not as imagined by his creators. It's a bit like casting 7 feet hobbits with shoes in the Lord of the Rings. Not that I really care, but still.
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    So Bin Laden is Dead, what now?

    Can it be repeal-patriot-act-tiemz naow?
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    Diablo III "In the Home Stretch"

    *Please let it be a Christmas '11 release* *Please let it be a Christmas '11 release* *Please let it be a Christmas '11 release* Srsly, that would be awesome.