Oh no he's upset. Er- Um-
Soft Kitty Warm Kitty~
No? EEEE, he's still upset, uh-
(Oh gosh) Puns! Maybe he'll find puns funny.
Okay, "There were two ships. One had red paint, one had blue paint. They collided. At last report, the survivors were marooned.".
Oh that made him more upset...