Recent content by M-JN

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    Here's a Picture of Catwoman Fondling Her Own Boobs (For a Good Cause)

    How could Wonder Woman feel a lump through all that metal?
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    The Big Picture: Science!

    Hey, when you have to beg and fight and discretely give handjobs for every dime of your grant money, you take what you can get.
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    The Big Picture: Science!

    I suspect people have already mentioned, but PETA actually offered a million dollars to the first company who can make in vitro meat as tasty and satisfying to eat as animal meat. Best thing they've ever done, imo.
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    The Other Mrs. Doctor Who

    waitwaitwut Is that just a theory of yours or has there been some indication that that's who she was? I was under the impression that that character had been purposefully left unexplained.
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    BioShock Cosplay Is Better Down Where It's Wetter

    Tim Minchin, is that you?
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    Meet Yahtzee at PAX, Get Stuff

    This might get you a little cash, Escapist, and I know Yahtzee's a fairly decent guy offscreen, but nobody likes their own screaming fans and he's never been the type to pretend he does. He won't enjoy it, so whoever gets to hang with him probably won't enjoy it either, and it all seems like a...
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    Anonymous Launches Its Very Own Social Network

    God damn it Anon, I'm trying so hard to still like you. My hope is that there's a substantial portion of the original Anonymous shaking their heads and feeling scandalized at the silly attentionmongering of the fringe loonies and just not bothering to comment. It is a feeble hope.
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    U.S. Senator: We Need to Look Into Anonymous, Pronto

    That photo. Ohhh, Escapist. Nonbiased news at its finest. Love it.
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    Captain Jack Eager to Return to Doctor Who

    Eh, not really in Jack's case... "bi" doesn't work for him, he's kind of everything-sexual. Although not to the degree of his ex-partner, in the case of poodles.
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    Captain Jack Eager to Return to Doctor Who

    Well, he will now. Children of Earth shot him straight into tortured antiheroland. Yeah..... yeah. But I can't blame that 100% on the character, just... I dunno, the show. Torchwood was fun and all, but then COE, and I am fine with being hit with tragedy, just not when it's for nothing but...
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    Rumor: Nintendo's New Console Will Make You Feel

    This would be a GREAT time for those A rated games to start popping up, just sayin'.
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    Japan Invents Internet Kissing Machine

    "Oh god. Oh, baby, it's, I just, I can't believe this is happening. You're so pretty. I've never done this bef-... well, I have, just not with a-... look, could you, um, heheh, could you put this in your mouth? Um. See, you spin yours, and this one spins like this, and we can... no, it's really...
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    Yahtzee Does Interview With Entire Internet

    Yeah, if they'd had the whole Escapist blowing the place up it wouldn't have been a very productive interview.
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    Kissing.

    Good thing I hang out on the internet then! Plenty of miserable company.
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    Kissing.

    I thought about this for a long time. I'm bi so gender isn't a thing, but PDA in general used to bother me a lot, until recently when I had to leave the one I love in an airport with possibly months til I could see him again, and I was all about the airport cuddles and everybody else could fuck...