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    Yahtzee of Zero Punctuation is Joining The Escapist Full Time!

    It's just not the same without Gabe busting in with an anecdote about autism and Yahtz getting incredulous. Plus, if my time with Pony Fanfic has thought me anything, I'm betting the fanfic will not bother with getting any of the characters "voices" right and focus more on regurgitating memes.
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    Yahtzee of Zero Punctuation is Joining The Escapist Full Time!

    Dammit, now I remember we're never gonna get a let's drown out of Yahtzee in Equestria. So many wasted potential.
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    A question to the Veteran Fighting Games Players after I saw Dizzy's Instant Kill.

    I'm surprised no one bothered to mention Faust's instant kill where he performs plastic surgery and gives characters Cutesy-anime eyes/ Vintage-cartoon Pacman eyes/ Excalibur face, sometimes on top of stuff like eye masks, paper bags and helmets while the receiver either gushes about how cute it...
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    How are all you Escapebrits beating the heat?

    Ha, I laugh at your pitiful summers. Was in Netherlands a week, was warned about how hot summer was and it was pretty much equal to a cold, drier day back home. It even got cold at times. Of course, homeland just finally got out of a year and a half long summer (Thanks El Nino, you bastard)...
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    New Power Rangers image

    I'm really hoping that the helmets slide onto their face to form a super cool mask. Because if this is one of those movies where the main actors must have their face shown at all times, well, it isn't evidence that this movie will be bad but it is like finding a lone rusty screw on the floor of...
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    #GiveCaptainAmericaABoyfriend. How long was I asleep for?

    This is fucking bullshit, is what I think. Everyone knows TonyX Cap is the One True P. Everything else is wrong. Seriously though, this is the internet and especially tumblr. Shipping is fucking rampart and there is no such thing as a platonic relationship. So far, the only way to stop two...
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    A new Sexy Skullgirls-like 2D game is at work, Free Alpha Version Available [NSFW]

    It might have brought it to focus but I think it came before Rei. Bandage can be chalked up to sarashi.
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    A new Sexy Skullgirls-like 2D game is at work, Free Alpha Version Available [NSFW]

    Probably because it frames the face in a weird way and makes use of fashionable asymmetry [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FashionableAsymmetry] that the japanese like. Source: Institute of Bt. Hole.
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    A new Sexy Skullgirls-like 2D game is at work, Free Alpha Version Available [NSFW]

    While Skullgirls had lots of fanservice and pantyshots, it was also a very in-depth fighter with some complex mechanics, very, VERY fluid animation, unique and interesting characters with actual... character and some killer music and aesthetic as well. If I am to be a little unfair, this...
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    Latest game to hijack your interest?

    I bought Enter the Gungeon thanks to Northernlion's recommendation and LP. I finished a couple a runs, turned it off and clocked in at 50 minutes and I was like, "that was fun, might make a nice little distraction now and then". That was a week or two ago. I closed the game last night and...
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    Poll: Who's your favorite Jojo

    I voted Josuke but I honestly can't choose between him or Joseph plus I knew Joseph would get more votes anyway. Josuke has a really cool and interesting power that gets in extremely neat ways. He's kinda like Joseph-lite in that he's sneaky and prefers using clever moves to gain the advantage...
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    List of "Features" that actually will sell a game to you

    Customisation, both player character avatar, playstyle and levelling and any other neat stuff that adds to the game like vehicles, combos, magic the like. GOOD MUSIC, especially used cleverly in game so it is better than just loading up a youtube playlist, like leitmotifs or gameplay variable...
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    Do you still read web comics?

    Yeap, I've been doing it since we've finally got a decent constant internet connection almost a decade ago. A lot of them are crap or eventually turn into crap but a lot are also decent time wasters. A selection of what I read: -Bugmartini; A semi-surreal gag a day short comics that has a...
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    Do you ever go back and look at old Previews?

    Were they on the money? Was Memory Lane more of a Repression Alley? How many rumours eventually turned into reality? I have a couple of old Videogame Magazines from the time before widespread internet and it's fun to read through on the John. Especially the super hyped up previews for games...
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    Poll: What are you eating, Escapists?

    Right now, I'm eating some really good Salmon Sashimi, some Jellyfish and seaweed. Sure you can have some, I even bought some edamame and extra seaweed for my buddies. What's good food and what good's food if it ain't shared?