Recent content by Mafoobula

Failed the first time to guess Aahz, from Robert Aspirin's MYTH series. Guessed Susano from Okami in 30 questions. Queen Chrysalis in 15. Derpy in 10. Alright, surely he won't guess OH GOD DAMMIT! Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, from the god-*&^%ing-awful fan-fic "My Immortal" in 15...

Maybe this has been mentioned, maybe not. Don't care. Bioware, why do you keep doing this to us? First there was the "From Ashes" debacle, putting the DLC content on the disc and charging the players for what they had quite literally already paid for, and now this. Okay, this "Leviathan"...

I give two shits about outrage, real, faked, Internet or otherwise. MOAR FROSTING!!

Monkey Island I and II "special editions" available on Steam. I know what I'm playing is a heart-felt and near-flawless recreation of the first two games of a franchise that is part of PC gaming history. I know what I'm playing is witty and involving. I know what I'm playing is, in fact, a...

Oddly enough, the few times I played D&D I fairly well reveled in the non-actiony stuff. The combat sequences were alright, when a high-risk maneuver worked out alright, but it wasn't too terribly fun. However, at one point, we were forced to forego paper, pencil and random numbers, and our DM...

You know how there are a ton of jokes to be had about British dentistry? Those guy LOVE their sweets! Go anywhere in London, and you're probably a 10 minute walk from a shop filled to the ceiling with chocolates and candies and crap that uses sugar like Italians use olive oil and tomatoes...

For a while, I wanted to be an astronomer. Then a psychologist. Then a game developer. Then a chef. Then I joined the army and every one of those dreams Cossack-danced right out the door.

Has someone mentioned Scooby Doo yet? Oh, it's been mentioned a dozen times over? Well... count me among the masses, I guess. What about Spongebob? Hrm, at least a few mentions, eh? Bugger. Most of what was on Nickelodeon, really. I don't know, between Animaniacs and Batman/Superman, by...

I could be wrong, but I think Mr. Dover may be referring to this: http://www.nytimes.com/1997/08/08/opinion/the-apple-of-microsoft-s-eye.html OT: Apple makes good software. Good media software. Good video-editing software. And I guess they're good with picture organization? On the other...

Okami. Naturally, this will be limited to a very short run, probably 13-26 episodes, including secondary content (read: side quests) and maybe a couple eps that feature original material. What we WOULD get, however, would almost certainly be magnificent. Throw in some action sequences at the...

If she pops me a little on the jaw, I'll say WTF and give her a little smack on the cheek. Nothing painful, mind you, just a little slap from the wrist. If she straight up decks me, straight-arm palm-thrust to the sternum. Because if she doesn't feel like holding back, no reason I shouldn't...

Nothing in my stomach, no tolerance from being a social drinker, and Rumple Minz 100 proof peppermint schnapps. And World of Warcraft. I played alright, but then again, I was a mage. A person in the middle of a violent epileptic seizure could bang on the keyboard in their convulsions, and...

MaximumPC recommends the Samsung 830 series. After that, there's the OCZ Vertex 3 series. Vertex 4 is out, but I haven't seen the benchmarks on it yet. I think after that is the Corsair GT, or possibly the Crucial M4. Honestly, after the Vertex and 830 series' of SSDs, I personally would...

Team, shmeam. Asura, of Asura's Wrath. Asura is the embodiment of the unstoppable force. I would call him the immovable object, except that implies that he would stand his ground when being attacked. The immovable object would just stand in place when being attacked with a Jupiter-sized...

My parents, magnificent people that they are, managed to get 2 dozen bottles sent to me in *&^%ing Afghanistan. I still haven't thanked them enough for it. Everyone who tried it agreed it's a glorious drink, in every way possible. Unique flavor, smooth texture, enough carbonation to tickle...