Recent content by Malfy

As someone that loved Shenmue 1 back in the day, but never got my hands on 2, this is excellent news. I'm sure those games haven't aged well, but give me a remastered collection and I won't give a damn, cause I'm gonna play them.

"Literally" and "Problematic" are words I would never care to see again. I'm not sure if its college kids overusing it or something, but those words now show up everywhere, especially this year. Improving your vocabulary is always a nice thing.

Pretty funny. I would recommend making the voices differentiate better, since the therapist sounded too much like Duke after that "Mom" scene. I request Otacon from Metal Gear Solid.

I just had a thought of the paperboy throwing his papers thought neighborhood windows, with the front page containing a story on how much of an ass the paperboy is. I'm always interested in modern games that have "be a dick" options in them, never thought many retro games could have those...

Button mashing combo system? Constant voice overs that gets ignored in the middle of the action? Annoying objectives where you keep idiot AI alive? Flashy attacks that don't differ that much from one another outside of looking cool? Looks like this game is about 10,000 mooks away from...

Spec-wise, how does it compare to the Nvidia Shield? Blow it out of the water I'm assuming? I'm that lazy gamer that enjoys the convenience of consoles, and I don't have an eye for frames per second or 1080p or any of that. I'm also not willing to drop another $400+ on another piece of gaming...

Most recently, Binding Of Isaac. After hearing all the adoration for this game, I was excited to get this from PS+. Played it for about two hours, and didn't care for it. I like the story, and wanted to see where it would go, but not enough to trudge through what's mainly a mundane dual-stick...

Seems his true enlightenment is receiving a copy of Donald Trump's wig a thousand years later. That should make up for the stolen organs.

I think Jim was explaining that these other characters are considered iconic in gaming, and they didn't need BELTS AND ZIPPERS AND HALF-SKIRTS AND ANGLES to do it. He just wanted to rag on Lightning a little bit more before diving in to her costume (Pac-Man has no personality either). I would...

Groot is basically an idiot savant that is nice and helpful when surrounded by friendlies, but completely and unnecessarily evil whenever himself or Rocket is threatened. He's the heart of the team more than anything. The reason the film doesn't provide much character development for him is...

I'm going to see the new Turtles movie, mainly for nostalgia purposes and because friends will drag me to see it. With my low expectations, I might be pleasantly surprised. And yes, Megan Fox has somewhat of a point: There's no way you can please everyone, so no point worrying about everyone...

It's basically "Family Guy writers put out a Simpsons episode". I liked the Gorge reference and the Cleveland jokes at least, but I'm not looking forward to rest of it. I'm much more excited for that Futurama crossover.

Whoa, someone else remembers Revolution X. I remember renting that from Blockbuster a couple of times. Yes, a couple, I was a dumb ass kid that liked to play arcade shooters with no light gun. The ammo in Rev X were CDs, and you could somehow get a golden CD, but my memory of that game is either...

Never take idiots on Twitter or any other social media site seriously. The most appalling thing here is people bidding $80,000 for a phone. It should have Flappy Bird AND cure cancer for that price. Looks like Ebay is forcing Flappy Bird to go on the black market.

The wrong answer is Dexter. Didn't like that show, period. If Game of Thrones continues to be awesome, it would eventually surpass The Wire for me. I'm also digging House of Cards US version as well.