Recent content by Malmer

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    Zero Punctuation: Assassin's Creed: Revelations

    I just can't see the visible jaw part of Y's assassin as anything but a big smiling mouth, and come old Ezio, it's now rather disturbing!
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    Zero Punctuation: Shadow of the Colossus

    @ProjectTrinity Fair enough. I stick to a few actual boards, so I haven't encountered my own viewpoint before. I don't enter game-specific boards to complain (unless their DRM has screwed up my PC. Again). Speaking of big games and difference in taste, this is the one game, of all time, I...
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    Zero Punctuation: Shadow of the Colossus

    That's just too easy. "This game's great reviews backs up my opinion, so any mud I throw out there is bound to be a great argument!" Yes, I'm still bitter. As I am with every hyped game that ended up not being what it was made out to be. Never trust the internet. I'm not sure what's not to...
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    Zero Punctuation: Shadow of the Colossus

    Forgiveness and rebirth. Fate worse than death. Also:
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    Zero Punctuation: Shadow of the Colossus

    What is this. My immediate thought was this: Hey, here might just be the first person who dare to speak out against the hype of the internet masses. But no. Nobody in the world dares speak against the almighty "Shadow of the Colossus". This arid piece of mundane code. 1. Ride forever in...
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    Zero Punctuation: Wolfenstein

    I personally enjoyed the gameplay (until it died from the unfixable loading bug). But damn, this was epic! Mad. Bewildering. Awesome.
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    Zero Punctuation: Valkyria Chronicles

    Take THAT you otaku boy lovers, right up your bum next to your lubricated figurines! =^^= On a more serious note, I've laughed out loud at many of this years reviews. I feel like they have the spirit of the old ones, but I don't know exactly why those few in the middle of it all didn't.
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    Zero Punctuation: Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars

    I loved GTA1 and GTA 2. Disliked any since. This is the first GTA I'm going to play in years. There's games for all audiences, so this doesn't surprise me much.
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    Zero Punctuation: 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand

    I've enjoyed the last many videos so overly much. =)
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    Zero Punctuation: Tomb Raider: Underworld

    Hell yeah, this one was over the top hilarioustastic!
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    Zero Punctuation: Too Human

    Right in the spirit of the old ones, God that was awesome! ::spamming friendlist::
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    Zero Punctuation: Braid

    Had to check out this Braid-thing on youtube, and my first thought was 'awesome music!'. Some violin shit mixed with the electric guitar, hell yeah! Then I realize that the ZP after-video is running, rocking away. Stopping ZP the fiddle continues alone, trying to bore me to sleep. Aww, that...
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    Zero Punctuation: Soul Calibur IV

    Well the main point of this game IS to make you a Mary Poppins character, going online, and beating the crap out of everyone. Now that's fun. So the fact that someone's ethernet cable is once again missing from the console, and afterwards delivers half a story, makes this whole thing kinda...
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    Zero Punctuation: The E3 Trailer Park

    Woo, that PoP trailer almost had me fall down my chair! I hope it plays as well as the trilogy, because it really looks amazing. Still has that fairy tale glow about it, the trilogy also had. Oh, and the awesome music used in the video? Sæglópur by Sigur Rós, an Icelandic band. Not as...
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    Zero Punctuation: The World Ends With You

    I'm currently kicking myself throught a couple of non-jrpg (non-gay) RPG's, Kotor 1 and Kotor 2. Being a couple of hours into the second now, I'm beginning to wonder why I started in the first place, because it sure does feel like a chore... Oh yes, because it's made by the same guys who made...