Recent content by Master_Fast

Honestly Bob, how many times have they tried a TMNT movie? How many times has it been good? None. Maybe one... Get over it, a good TMNT movie is not coming. No matter who directs it. Your expectations are way too high.

To describe MovieBob as "jaded" in this review would be a total understatement. That's all I'm going to say.

I've spoken about the whole whitewashing of casts in movies like Dragonball and The Last Airbender with my friends, so I'm going to put my opinion here. Fanboys and people screamed bloody murder when Katara and Goku and all those guys were portrayed by white people instead of people of their...

You'd actually be surprised at how many people enjoyed this dribble. People in my backwards, mostly Hispanic, very small town loved it. And I mean LOVED. They won't stop talking about it. I told one to shut up. I refuse to see it, because I know it can't possibly be that good, seeing that all...

I haven't seen Fight Club, Old Boy, Donnie Darko, stuff like The Waterboy and some of those stupid Adam Sandler type movies. I usually get gasps of shock when I tell people. I really don't care because I've seen a whole spectrum of movies the "gasp-ers" usually haven't.

Yeah OK good review and all Bob, nice way to review the movie... but it actually was good. Of course I can't say I'm surprised about your opinion, because I've always had you pegged as someone who only likes good movies if they are sci-fi and/or horror. Expand your horizons Bob, it'll do...

Someone somewhere pulled a string at the Escapist to make Bob rescind his comment. He wouldn't just do that. Especially now, a year and a half later. He did NOT do that of his own free will.

For me it's actually a tie (commence raging) between Cars (snoooooze) and A Bug's Life.

I've helped people cheat, but I myself didn't have to cheat up until this year. I'm taking college level classes in high school, and the AP Physics is just bustin my chops. And even with that I didn't need to cheat until a couple of weeks ago. The teacher gives us a pretest with problems...

I love the books and the movies. The reason the movies leave out details and cut over parts is because if you left all the important stuff in, we'd have seven (or eight), seven and a half hour movies on our hands. It's called adaptation because the stories have been adapted to fit the general...

AR (Assault Rifle class. AR + unused secondary and whatever perks I feel like.) Custom 2 (I change these out as I see fit, so I don't usually name them.) Custom 3 Custom 4 Snipewhor (Sniper class, derp. Don't use it, waiting for better stuff for it.)

I'm all for video games not being banned, but this sounded like (and probably was) it was written by someone else for an ad, then just put *insert silly yahtzee-like comment here* whenever they wanted him to make a funny.

Not you, fat Jesus

The hotel portion in Tucson was actually shot in Tucson, about 2 hours from where I live. You can tell which it is cuz I think there's a cactus out front.

I can't quite pronounce it, that means it's almost cool: 8/10