Recent content by matrix3509

People keep asking for this shit, and my response keeps being the same: Fallout is a satire of Americana. The very premise is inseparable from America and American culture. If you want a Fallout set outside of America then you don't want Fallout, because the series to its very core, even now...

Dark Souls is good because its was an "action game" that rewarded observation and having a good plan, something which was unheard of at the time, which is why it became a cult hit. It was the antidote to brain dead action games. Bloodborne is completely antithetical to that design philosophy...

Meanwhile, the trolls are furiously masturbating at all the attention they've received, and the games media and game devs alike get to have a guilt-free self-congratulatory wank over how they sure set those nasty gamers on the straight and narrow with the power of their self-righteous indignation.

The fact remains that /v/ is the vast majority of the income for TFYC, i.e. more than everybody in this forum and every "game journalist" combined. What has the games media done? They refuse to talk about it because it doesn't fit their narrative. Remember, unless its something to get...

Its official people, satire is dead. Warner Bros killed it. The concept of a No Jokes rule is seriously something even the Onion would think is too on-the-nose.

Can we stop fucking calling game "journalism" journalism now? Its not journalism and it never has been. People need to start calling it what it is, "game industry hype machine". Taking a press release and reposting it in full with an added paragraph of verbal diarrhea is not journalism.

Its also retarded to expect a series like Silent Hill to be 100% super cereal all the time. This is a series where having an ending where a fucking UFO abducts you is a tradition. SH2 had an ending where a fucking DOG was responsible for everything.

For all the shit Kojima (rightfully) gets for his stories and dialog, people like to forget that he's still one of the best game designers in the world. To me the pairing of Del Toro and Kojima makes perfect sense. Del Toro is an amazing writer and Kojima is an amazing designer. The strengths of...

Its not a demo. Its literally an ARG made in the Fox Engine made for the sole purpose of revealing Silent Hill at the end. As such, its the most cryptic shit imaginable. Its still scary I guess, but there is a huge disclaimer at the end basically saying "THIS IS NOT THE ACTUAL GAME." So yeah.

So its Evolve but with magic. Fucking lol, let the clones come I guess. Instead of something interesting like survival horror, they're jumping on the L4D co-op bandwagon. Bioware, you can take your multiplayer and fuck off.

Great. Now this thread has me imagining a KOTOR made by an EA subsidiary. I think I'll go cry myself to sleep now.

Welp this is an absolutely great opportunity for other streaming sites to gain some serious traffic. Hitbox, Azubu? Now is their chance to seriously force some mass migrations away from Twitch. All they need is some good business sense. Hell even MLG's shitty streaming service stands to gain a...

I'm more sorry for Crytek USA (aka formerly Vigil Games). All the staff are being laid off. I mean Holy Fuck. Those guys absolutely cannot catch a break.

It all depends on what you want. If all you want is the typical Bethesda schpiel (i.e. an RPG in name only, where nothing you do matters, a cool looking world that makes no sense if you stop and think for 5 seconds, etc.) with a post-apocalyptic flavor, basically the Elder Scrolls with guns...

Well Lang IS a mechanic turned thief. So at least they got that going for them. Which is nice. Other than that though, its likely the movie will turn out to be a disaster due to executive meddling.