Recent content by Matt Lees

"The Children" - Peter Dinklage Needs More Emmys In the season finale, Jon Snow ducks out to the store for some ice cream, Daenerys puts her dragons in a time-out, Bran and the gang get into a really intense LARPing session, and the Hound and Brienne of Tarth get into a bit of a tussle. Oh, and...

"The Watchers on the Wall" - Arrows! Giants! Lovable Characters Dying! This week's episode features a gigantic battle between the Night's Watch and the Wildling army! Lots of people die. Watch Video

"The Mountain and The Viper" - Two Men Enter In this week's episode of Game of Thrones Abridged, the wildlings go psycho on yet another village, Grey Worm and Missandei change their facebook relationship status, Ramsey proves that he's totally a trustworthy fellow and earns a promotion, Sansa...

"Mockingbird" - Uncle Petyr Goes Full Creeper Tyrion learns he's going to battle Mountain McMeaty Muscleman, The Hound and Arya's murder spree road trip continues, Dany has a gentlemen caller, and things get really, really awkward with Littlefinger. Like, super awkward. Watch Video

HAH. Excellent. :D

"The Laws of God and Men" - Tyrion's Titillating Trial This week on Game of Thrones, Ser Davos helps Stannis secure a bank loan, Ramsey trains Theon on how to run a proper salon, Dany finds being queen is kind of tough, and Tyrion's trial begins! Watch Video

"First of His Name" - Dial H For Hodor In this week's episode, King's Landing gets a new king, We notice that the Eyrie apparently underwent some extreme renovations in the past few seasons, Littlefinger gets (gasp) married, and Hodor goes all Hodor on a bad guy's Hodor. HODOR! Watch Video

That Black Knight Armour +9 is BADASS though, right? :D

Hah, that's cool - glad you're enjoying it. :) Jokes tend to get cut for tons of reasons, had some Hodor stuff in this week but it didn't quite make the grade in the end. Next week, maybe! ;)

Nothing stopping you from making your own version, chap! Everyone's a critic eh?

"Oathkeeper" - Man, The North Seriously Sucks This past episode of Game of Thrones, Dany liberates yet another city of slaves, Brienne of Tarth gets some mad awesome loot, Littlefinger's accent gets a little less creepy, Jon Snow make a new friend (who totally isn't a bad guy) and we learn that...

"Breaker of Chains" - Thenns Hate Potatoes This week, The Lannisters mourn the loss of their favorite family member, the Wildings go all psycho on some poor villagers, and Daenerys gives away free belt samples! Watch Video

"The Lion and the Rose" - It's a Nice Day for a Royal Wedding The latest episode of Game of Thrones has Ramsay Snow being an ultra-creepy sadistic prick, Melisandre giving a young child a pep talk, Bran talking to a magic creepy tree and King Joffrey enjoying his wedding day! Watch Video

"Two Swords" - A Wolf and a Hound Walk Into A Bar... In the premiere of season 4, we get to meet a new character who seems like a nice fellow, Jaime gets a hand with planning Joffrey's bachelor party, and Daenerys is trying to figure out who this guy claiming he's Daario is all about...

Season Three - Sexy Dungeon Safety is No Laughing Matter In Season 3, Jaime could use a hand, Tyrion gets engaged, Dany gets an army, the spymaster Varys signs up for Amazon Prime, Theon has a really, really bad day and a lovely wedding happens wherein no one gets stabbed or murdered horribly...