Recent content by Matt-the-twat

Duck! Don't eat it very often, but when I do, I love it.

Getting into Uni, getting first proper girlfriend, losing virginity.

Birthplace of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

I think I prefer cute. Cute implies a degree of innocence that 'needs' protection. Sexy implies a level of independence that 'needs' to be tamed. I think that's the real difference.

Girls like interesting men, not necessarily arseholes. All arseholes are interesting because they're going to be challenging in their own way. A nice guy that's under the thumb is never going to be as interesting as an arsehole who could do anything. Unpredictable > predictable.

It's called Useful Idiots. First and last time I ever buy a book based on the cover and the title. So boring, didn't grip me in the least.

Yeah it's metabolism. Try and eat more often and spread it out over the day rather than big meals. Stay away from 'white' foods, as in white bread, white pasta, etc. Walk/run/cycle places more. Generally try and behave a bit healthier than you did yesterday and you'll soon see results.

Sex: Male Age: 19 Race: White British Height: 5'11" Weight: 158lbs

Poorly acted on the part of the treasure seeker... Kept it unbelievable throughout, which was a shame.

I don't 'lose' my faith in humanity. I find that people who claim they do need to get a better grip on reality and to stop being so fickle.

Surprised, appalled and regretful of their choice to have a son. On the other hand, I think they'd be slightly impressed.

Made of wood and glass... never again. We properly pimped that bad-boy out before I accidentally burnt it down too.

I'm really really hairy. No-one wants an arse as hairy as mine.

This forum.

Doesn't come more common than Matt.